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Balik Kampung; another picisan story from KeCiK


This pictures says it all, I'll have mid semester breaks for 2 weeks, from 4th September till 19th September. Time to balik kampung for Eid.


As usual, I'll go back to Seremban using train. From Tanjung Malim to Rawang, switch train and straight to Seremban. Why? Don't ask me why. This conversation explains about it. Here's the dilemma that I encounter whenever the mid semester break begins.

A friend of mine will ask me this kind of question;

"Wei...lu balik bila? Naik apa?"
"Gua macam biasalah, balik paling last. Gua balik naik either bas or train kot."
"Ahahahaha..motor lu beli buat apa? N9 ngan Tjg Malim dekat je dowh"
"Dude, several times gua dah story kat lu, parent gua suruh balik naik bas lah eberitime gua kelik kampung"
"Weh, lu dah besar panjang lah...macam budak-budak lah ikut cakap mak bapak, tak independent lah"

This fella will definitely get something from me...

"Beb, listen to this. Since when kita boleh lawan cakap mak bapak?"
"Errr...errr...errr..."
"The hell with your errr..errr...errr..., lu sembang kencang, umur lagi muda dari aku dah pandai sangat nak lawan cakap mak bapak?"
"Errr..relek la bro"
"Relek abah lu. Lu monthly pon parent yang bagi duwit, independent konon. Independent my ass lah"

Here's the fact;

I went to lecture without wearing proper outfit
I have this tendency to come late during lecture
I usually come late especially when it has to do with academic purposes
I hate wearing tie just to attend lecture

but, when it comes to this;

"Son, make sure you balik kampung using either a bus or a train. If I know that you use your ex5, I'll definitely cut your head off, understand?"
"Yes abah, I understand. Your wish is my command"

NVM, forget about it. I'm used to it when I did my diploma at Shah Alam. That conversation was artificially created to stimulate fun. Haha. Gotcha!

Iman gua nyata tercabar tatkala melihat budak ini meratah+mengunyah sekeping roti tanpa mempedulikan gua yang kelaparan.

Teringat gua kat iklan roti Gardenia,

"Gardenia...sungguh enak dimakan begitu saja..." dengan suara serak-serak wet.

Betul sungguh, at that moment, I just can't imagine the delicious-ness of that roti. I arrived at Senawang just around 7.00 PM. The juadah-berbuka was extremely superb. Thanks mom!

p/s: You need to pay rm1.60 for a bus ticket to Senawang. Those days it cost me only a ringgit. Naik Statecoach, teringat gua kat best buddy gua, Ragib. Lu kat mana sekarang?

6 tukang kipas:

  R.K

September 5, 2010 at 8:18 PM

faking hell . statecoach 1.60 dah sekarang ?

  KeCiK

September 5, 2010 at 10:27 PM

yup. gua pon terkesima melihat wajah pak cik drebar yg nyata terkejut dgn duit yg gua hulur time tu, rm1. "Mana cukup ni dik"

  koshary

September 7, 2010 at 8:01 AM

dude, mamat makan roti tuh tak pakai baju dlm ktm? gila cool otai arh! =D

  KeCiK

September 7, 2010 at 2:51 PM

Yup, ke-otai-an mamat tu mmg dah tahap dewataraya. aku pon tak berani berlengging sambil memakan roti apatah lagi di bulan Ramadhan. Thumbs up!

  ASaDa RyutaRo

September 8, 2010 at 3:06 AM

bagus jugak ko lecture kawan ko. ambik.. nak sangat independent.

hahaha.. sabor je la nengok dak tu makan..

selamat bercuti n Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri. =)

  KeCiK

September 8, 2010 at 6:45 AM

Salam Aidilfitri 2 u 2 bro... May our Ramadhan filled with the deeds needed for after-life.

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