Conteng-Conteng Lima

Yeah, I am back-mengembek with another session on Conteng-Conteng. Last time I mentioned about Conteng-Conteng on apa ntah, gua lupa. Nevermind. Kali ni gua kembali dengan bahan bukti terbaru yang tangan gua memang gatal nak menconteng ke atas mana-mana kanvas yang gua rasa sesuai untuk channel skill-skill gua especially on 'menconteng'.

Gua tak rasa yang gua buat ni vandalism since this is my book. Bukan buku abah kau, juga bukan buku nenek kau. This is my book. I bought it CASH for RM20 if I'm not mistaken. Owh, lupa gua nak cakap, standard la student. Ambik buku dulu hujung semester baru bayar. Tak berkat pulak ilmu gua kalau gua rembat buku ni macam tu je.


Ok, don't ask me why I drew those figures. If you watch properly, the birth of date for these ntah-hapa-hapa figures were drew by me exactly on 3rd February 2010. Yeah, you guys are right. I drew these stuffs while lecturer was lecturing in front. Our lecturer for this subject is Madam Roslinda. Baik gila. But the worse part was she called us by names to make sure our attendance is right. Dah tak boleh guna skill "Woi, tandatangan attendance untuk gua? Next week gua tandatangan untuk lu pulak"

The subject is Pembelajaran dan Perkembangan Pelajar which I called it 3P or in English, it is called Learning and Student Development. Easier, tak tayah bagi lidah gua terbelit. Teringat pulak gua kat Tongue Twister.

"This course discusses the learning and developmental aspects of adolescents in the educational settings that consists of the students learning processes and students’ diversities. Apart from this, students will be exposed to varieties of learning experiences based on brain, cultures, languages, students’ capabilities, personalities, social, environment, emotional and physical aspects."

Pergh, boring kan intro gua? Gua hampir tertido tatkala menaip sinopsis untuk kursus nih. Ekcelly gua kopipes je dari rancangan instruksional gua. I took this course last semester and I got A- for it. Pandai kan gua walaupun gua selalu tak datang kelas? Keh keh keh.

With Madam Roslinda yang cool macam eskrem Paddle Pop perasa rainbow.

Till then, Adieu.

p/s: Gua expect ada dentam dentum malam ni. Rupanya gua silap.

The Awesomeness of My Kids

Salam. It might be late to wish you boys and girls on your UPSR's result but I don't care. I left you few years ago when you were still green. This is all I can do.

The first school I taught was Sekolah Kebangsaan Shah Alam at Section 16, Shah Alam. I did my practicum there with my friends, Ems, Fatiha and Alia. Yeah, gua sorang je lelaki since at that time our class don't have enough boys. Gua tak tau kenapa, jangan tanya gua kenapa.

Then after graduated, I apply for substitute teacher. Few days later they called me;

"Wei macha, lu mau kelija tak?"
"Kelija apa beb?"
"Kelija jadi cikgu mau ka tak mau?"
"Mesti mau punya maaa...gua jobless sikalang"
"Ok ok, tomolo u datang sini office bawak sigala macam sijil ok?"
"Ok bos!"

Esoknya gua terus datang Pejabat Pendidikan Daerah kat Ampangan. Betul-betul belakang sekolah gua. Oh, dah 5 tahun gua sekolah kat sini baru gua tahu kat belakang ni PPD. Malu gua. Gua terus masuk pejabat dengan memberi salam.

"Saya, nama sebenar Mohd ****** Bin *****, akak ada call semalam"
"Owh..jap akak tengok. Mengajar kat Nilai boleh?"
"Adei..tak boleh la kak, takde transport. Ferrari hantar bengkel. Ducati pulak tayar dah takde bunga"
"Ok. Kalau sekolah kat Temiang boleh? Dekat je dengan Seremban"
"Boleh la tu. Sekolah apa kak?"
"Chan Wa High School"

I was like, WTF !? Chan Wa High School? A chinese school? Primary school? I just taught at secondary school for few months and they wanted me to teach at primary school? Layakkah gua?

"Oi, boleh ke tak?"
"Errr...bole la kak"

Yeah. after that I taught at that school for two months. This is the first time I enter a Chinese school. Merasa gua menjadi Lao Shi kat sekolah ni. Gua agak goyang kerana fizikal gua juga lebih kurang sama dengan budak-budak sekolah.

Then after that I moved to my third school, Sek Ren Islam As-Sa'idiyyah. Haha, gua dah jadi Sir kat Shah Alam, then gua jadi Lao Shi kat Chan Wa, this time gua jadi Muallim pulak kat SRIAS. I worked as a Muallim at SRIAS for a year and the longest ever I worked as an educator. 

Gua nak mengambil kesempatan ini untuk wish my kids CONGRATULATIONS on their UPSR.

My kids from 3 Dinamik, SKSA. From left; Atifah, Aini, Aliff Danial and Faisal. 

 Muka-muka champion bersama famili tersayang. Sapa tak bangga anak-anak dapat result flying colours?

 From right; Muhammad Nur Arif, Muhammad Na'im, Imad, Ammar Azizi, Iffah, Balqis Nabilah, Faihaa Arifah, Nurbillah and Nur Nadiah. Owh, Hafni also got 5A's but she's not in the picture.

I am extremely happy to see you kids with the great results. Yang tak dapat result power macam diorang; chill and relek. You still got time. The journey is still far. Lu olls might not get good results in exam but never be a loser. Belajar jadi orang eventhough your academic is not as good as others. Gua dulu pon result takde sepower lu olls tapi sekarang macam ok je. Haha. Dah besar kang dah jadi doktor, peguam, menteri or whatever; jangan lupa kat Sir/Lao Shi/Mualim k! Ada rezeki kita bertepuk tampar lagi.

p/s: I am waiting for my students from Chan Wa. Yesterday was the day when the PMR's results are out. Lemme know your result before I kill you!

Lilly-Ella and Lexie Gerrard

p/s: I am to lazy to post an entry. D'oh!

Conteng-Conteng Empat

I am not sure the significant of this picture. I don't have any idea why I drew these figures. Ah, apa ada hal. Lantak gua lah apa gua nak conteng. These figures don't have any eyes but they are all well-equipped with other body parts, hand, leg, nose etc. Dalam banyak-banyak hasil contengan gua, this is one of my favourite.

"Apahal takde mata dude?"
"Apa guna mata jika tak dapat melihat"
"Lu cakap apa ni?"
"Entah. Gua pon tak tau"
"#$% !!!!"

Young. Old. Kid. Adult. Strong. Weak. Male. Female. Human. Animal. Ball. Skateboard. Racket. Tall. Short. Big. Small. Thin. Even rambut macam Dr.Rozmey pon gua includekan sekali. Berkasut. Berselipar. Botak. Berjambang. All in one.

p/s: We are all equal in the eye of Allah. So why gaduh-gaduh? why dengki-dengki? why? timkai?

The Awesomeness of Kuala Lumpur International Motor Show 2010

"KLIMS is an iconic event in Malaysia, acclaimed for the attention it garnered along with the record breaking number of visitors.

It is undeniably the most accomplished platform to showcase state-of-the-art automotive engineering and innovations, from concept cars, super cars, hybrid cars to all the ranges of car accessories and car care solutions.

This is the most effective market reach route to woo your target customers, conduct your branding campaigns and gather market feedbacks."

taken from

Yeah right. Honestly, I'm not a big fan of cars. You know why? I DON'T HAVE A CAR. The only CAR that I had was 10 years ago when I bought Cannonball. Since it was made from a brand TAMIYA, surely it is expensive. It cost me nearly RM30. 1/4 duit raya gua habis kat benda alah ni.

Let's go straight to the topic before I end up now where. Last week on Monday, we brothers, the sons of Zubir and our buddy, Apiz went to PWTC. My brother parked his car at Bandar Tasik Selatan and we took a train straight to PWTC train station. Easy, tak payah pening-pening cari parking.

I'm not gonna bla bla bla about this motorshow since I don't have the right knowledge about car. I know nothing about cars. Antara benda-benda yang gua tahu pasal kereta hanyalah check angin tayar, air, minyak hitam, bukak hud depan dan bukak bonet belakang. That's all. Itu pon berkat pengalaman gua bekerja di stesen pam minyak jenama kerang selama beberapa bulan setelah tamat SPM. Orang lain habis SPM terus further study, gua? Yeah, I spent a whole year working before I continue my study. Sah-sah gua bangang masa sekolah dulu.

Here are the pictures that I snapped using my-own-brand-less-cheap-digital-camera. Some of the pictures were also taken from my buddy, Apis since he bought his DSLR Camera. Pergh.



 PakCik Roy: PakCik rasa nak nanges.
KeCiK: It's not just you PakCik. Gua juga nak nanges.

p/s: ...

How to study for an important exam?

If you have a pair of good eyes you may see how 'hardworking' we are; preparing for an exam. This is my buddy, Praveen. He speaks very well in Tamil, and ofkos, English. His pointer is eleven times better than me. He is a busy man since he is the vice president of PKMI (dont ask me what is that) and a member of Jawatankuasa Mahasiswa Kolej for for Kolej Aminuddin Baki (I stayed there for a year and a half). I've been wondering for days and months; how on earth he managed to maintain his pointer-power-gila-nak-mampus even though he is busy with all that?
How many times a year does this word cross our minds and torture us? No matter how hard we want to try it, we cannot just ignore exams. No two people study the same way, and there is little doubt that what works for one person may not work for another. However, there are some general techniques that seem to produce good results. . In order to do well on exams, you also need to learn how to study. Unfortunately, universities don't necessarily prepare their students for this important skill. We have to always remember that learning how to study for an important exam takes practice. So I ask this macha which is a good friend of mine to share some tips on studying. 

"Yo macha, mind if you share with me your tips regarding studying for exams?"
"Oh well KeCiK, anything for you mate"
"Woi, I'm helping you man. I am damn straight"
Here are some tips on how to study successfully for an important exam;

Conteng-Conteng Tiga

Last time on conteng-conteng I mentioned about daydreaming in class. Yes, I avoided daydreaming in few classes for now. Thanks to my useless skill on conteng-conteng.

This time the victim for my conteng-conteng is similar to previous post about it. I used the same note to channel my thought into a piece of paper. Page 8 on notes of ********.

I am left-handed. The figure you see on this cheap piece of drawing is my own right hand. I cant draw a figure of my left hand since I use it to draw. Got me?

Why a figure of a hand? Recently I have the tendency to stimulate my ability with the original part on a note. The original part for this time is the page number, number 8. I got an idea on how it should be based on the situation.

The class should finish exactly at 7.00PM. I looked at my watch and my watch said "Dey, dah pukul 6.30PM lah! Sikit lagi nak habis, hold on master!" Well said wahai sahabat. Few minutes later exactly at 6.38PM I came out with this work of art. My own right hand showing the exact time at the moment.

Off topic.
"Why digital watch dude? Tak matured lah. Childish sungguh"
"Psychologically I think the time gets faster and faster. Jam jarum macam lambat sangat."

p/s: Congratulations to Malaysian squad on making it to semi final. See you there at Bukit Jalil, insyaAllah.

The Return of Kop Heroes; Liverpool 3 Aston Villa 0

"Angah, tak tengok bola ke?"
"Dah 2-0"
"What the..."

Yeah, I woke up kinda late. I set my alarm exactly at 3.50AM, 10 minutes before the game started. Stupid alarm.

My eyelids were too heavy, I cant open my eyes properly for the first few minutes. Ngantuk gila. I was like "Eh...mana Torres gua?". Babel and Ngog upfront. Lucas and Raul anchoring the midfield while Kuyt and Maxi covering the wide area. Konchesky and Johnson as fullbacks while Kyrgiakos and Skrtel as centrebacks. Pepe Reina the skipper! This is interesting.

Conteng-Conteng Dua

I love daydreaming during lecture. Last time I slept in class I was instructed to stand for few minutes.

"How dare you sleep in my class !? Stand there until I ask you to sit !"
"Yes master" reply gua dalam hati.

So, what did I do to prevent myself from sleeping in class? This is it. So many things pop-up in my so-called-language-acquisition-device (known as LAD, the brain itself; according to my SLA lecturer, Mr Azman). I need to free up some space in my brain, that is why I need to 'transfer' all the 'things' into a physical form. Therefore I avoided myself from sleeping in class by drawing at least a small figure on a piece of paper. As for this time, a lovely note became the victim for my drawing-canvas.

More conteng-conteng to come yo!

p/s: Respect your lecturer, do not sleep in class unless you are an idiot like me.

Pekan Frinjan 16: Hak Asasi Manusia

Tarikh : 4 Disember 2010
Masa : 5:00 petang - 11:30 malam
Tempat : i-City, Shah Alam

Pekan Frinjan 16 membawakan tema HAM: singkatan kepada Hak Asasi Manusia sempena Hari Hak Asasi Manusia yang disambut pada tanggal 10 Disember setiap tahun.

Tentang Pekan Frinjan

Pekan Frinjan adalah salah satu inisiatif kelompok Frinjan bertujuan untuk membudayakan masyarakat. Ini dilakukan dengan membawa pelbagai aktiviti seni dan kebudayaan terus kepada masyarakat umum, khususnya di laman massa dan jalanan. Dengan mempersembahkan seni dan budaya dalam bentuk “pop”, diharapkan masyarakat akan terus mahu mendekati bahan berteraskan intelektualisme. Ini penting dalam membentuk sebuah negara dan persekitaran bertamadun yang tidak hanya mementingkan pembangunan ekonomi semata-mata.

Frinjan ialah entiti sifar-untung yang dijayakan oleh kelompok bebas. Matlamatnya ialah untuk menganjurkan aktiviti jalanan bersifat semi-komersil dengan suntikan literari, pembudayaan masyarakat dan pengembangan sosial 

Stop misSPELLing !!!

H.O.L.I.D.A.Y mode

The last paper was on 1st December and it was ok, I think. Within this December hopefully I won't see any thing related with my study. I'll avoid myself from things like pen, pencil, notes, matrix card etc. Have a cracking holiday peeps and InsyaAllah we shall meet next year for next semester. Let's ronggeng!

p/s: Adieu November. Holla December. Gig-goers, here I come!

Umang aii ! Ado gig poit !!

Sabtu ni poit. Dokek yo, kek Tampin Square. The last time I went to 7th Heaven Studio was during The Sound of Arrggghhh !!!. Let's mosh pit !!!

p/s: Easily out-muscled for 5-1 defeat. Pergh.

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