Welkam, Welkam and Welkam!

Another cheap entry posted by KeCiK Wednesday, September 1, 2010 exactly at pukul - 5:56 AM

Welcome aboard my-new-fellow-Redsmen!

He's not Joe Jambul, He's not an agent from Coleman but he's Joe Cole. A man with...with...with...brain?

Danny Wilson. 18 years old kid from Scotland. He has nothing to do with Power Rangers but he played for Rangers before.

Pak Cik Roy with his signings. Joe Cole in red, Jovanovic in black and Wilson in white.

Another signing by Pak Cik Roy. Touted as replacement for LiL Chief. Christian Bager Poulsen, played for Turin before and he's 30 years old. Tua tapi Standard Chartered. Hah!?

Handed in the legendary no.4, also touted as replacement for Mascherano. He was the man from Dragao, Porto. Known for his obsesiveness towards tattoo. Oh, his name his Raul. Raul Meireles. My stupid thought thinks he's connected with wireless-thing.

Konchesky, the latest signing made by Pak Cik Roy. An ex-Cottagers where he played alongside my-faveret-Danny-Murphy. Here's 10 facts about this fella, taken dengan selambanya from LFC dot TV.

Satu. Paul began his footballing life with East London outfit Senrab boys, who can also boast to have had John Terry, Ledley King, Jlloyd Samuel, and Bobby Zamora on their books.

Two. He was born and bred in Dagenham and owes his unusual surname to his Polish grandfather.

3. He featured as a left winger for Senrab, where he honed skills alongside Zamora that have no doubt benefited regulars inside Craven Cottage over the past few seasons. "I used to play left-wing in those days," he said. "Bobby was still up top but he was quite small back then, not like he is now. But he worked hard, he's got stronger and stronger, and he's turned out to be a fantastic player."

IV. Konchesky was born on May 15, 1981 and shares a birthday with fellow left-back Patrice Evra and Scottish tennis star, Andy Murray.

Lima. He grew up as a West Ham supporter and realised a boyhood dream when he joined the Hammers in 2005. He went on to feature over 50 times for the club - including the 2006 FA Cup final when he scored against the Reds.

Nombor lepas Lima. Paul was once Charlton Athletic's youngest ever player after making his debut at the age just 16. However, in a strange quirk of fate, his record was recently broken by new Reds teammate Jonjo Shelvey.

Harry Kewell pernah pakai nombor nih. Konchesky has a habit of hitting the back of the net in sensational style and was awarded Fulham's goal of the season gong for his stunning 35-yarder in a 3-1 defeat against former club, West Ham in 2008-09.

You should know it, our skipper's number. The left-back doesn't believe in offering a mute response to goals against his former clubs and would probably enjoy the moment if he struck against Fulham in the future. Asked if he would stay quiet if he netted against West Ham back in 2009, he said: "There's no harm in celebrating a goal as long as you don't go to the lengths of Emmanuel Adebayor!"

Negeri Sembilan. Konchesky has two caps for England - but has never started a match for the Three Lions. Both of his appearances have been as a second-half substitute in friendly encounters against Australia in 2003 and Argentina in 2005.

Last sekali, sepuluh lah. Paul is brother-in-law to John Terry's elder brother, who is also named Paul.

Author: Paul Hassall not KeCiK, he's damn lazy to come out with these facts.