MY FEARLESS IDIOTS. MY FANTASMAGORICAL SIDEKICKS. MY ATROCIOUS PUAKA'S.

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Allah Won't Ask...


1. Allah won't ask what kind of car you drove, but will ask how many
people you drove who didn't have transportation.

2. Allah won't ask what your highest salary was, but will ask if you
compromised your character or morals to obtain that salary.

3. Allah won't ask the square footage of your house, but will ask how
many people you welcomed into your home.

4. Allah won't ask about the fancy clothes you had in your closet, but
will ask how many of those clothes helped the needy.

5 Allah won't ask about your social status, but will ask what kind of
class you displayed.

6. Allah won't ask how many material possessions you had, but will ask
if they dictated your life.

7. Allah won't ask how much overtime you worked, but will ask if you
worked overtime for your family and loved ones.

8. Allah won't ask how many promotions you received, but will ask how
you promoted others.

9. Allah won't ask what your job title was, but will ask if you
performed your job to the best of your ability.

10. Allah won't ask what you did to help yourself, but will ask what
you did to help others.

11. Allah won't ask how many friends you had, but will ask how many
people to whom you were a true friend.

12. Allah won't ask what you did to protect your rights, but will ask
what you did to protect the rights of others.

13. Allah won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, but will ask how
you treated your neighbors.

14. Allah won't ask about the color of your skin, but will ask about
the content of your character.

15. Allah won't ask how many times your deeds matched your words, but
will ask how many times they didn't.


Lost

Struggling for the legal tender
Taking time to play
Unknown why we were sent here
Some don't care to say

Saving for that rainy day
When autumn leaves appear
Worried what the future holds
Whereas winter snows are near.

Like a storybook heard as babes
Undertaken at any cost
Worship life instead of Allah
Truly we are lost.

Friendly match; SK KGV vs SRIAS [Part 2]


Friendly match part two...this match was arranged by one of the teacher from SK KGV,what a nice guy he was. Not just a friendly soccer match,but we also managed to have a netball match for the girls.
The result? owh...i'm not embarassed at all because my lads play quite well against a team who trained every week and oftenly have friendly match against other schools. We just lack of equipment and exposure on tournament but I guest it was a fruitful trip. We lost 8-1 to KGV so was the our netball team.
Next match? 4th November against Al Amin,Bangi. Wish us a good luck. Assalamualaikum...

These are few pictures from that match, enjoy !!!


My playlist for this week Part 2

Head-banging mode...

Playlist head banging minggu nih...

Local;
Langsuyr - Descend Of Fire Breathed
Nrocinu - Pengganas
Deja Voodoo Spells - I Am What I Am
Gazza - Perjanjian Syaitan
Necrotic Chaos - Immaterial Majesty
Neferty - Daukhol Skies Of Freaky Wieldh
Dark Tern - Pain
Roots N Boots - Made In Malaysia

International;
Opeth - Deliverance
Impiety - Old Mans Child
Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine
Celtic Frost - Suicidal Winds
Agathodaimon - Banner Of Blasphemy
Kreator - Endorama
Metallica - Fuel
Slayer - Dead Skin Mask
Trivium - A Gun Shot TO The Head Of Trepidation
Velvet Revolver - Come On, Come In
Black Sabbath - Heaven And Hell

Poyo? let it be...im in my world....

Poetry time...

Alone in my world

this night seems to be a quiet night
i'm alone right know
sitting on a chair
listening to sad songs

am i feel alone?
alone that my ears
can hear the word coming from my mind
the word keep playing all around me
this is not good

i feel so sad right now
maybe only God can sense it
thank you God, for be with me
but
did others sense it too
the loneliness that i feel right now

so pity of me
pity of myself
no one acknowledge about me
am i that bad?
am i not good enough?

sometimes i feel like get left behind
family, friends and love
i try hard to understand their feelings
but do they care about me?

oh my God...
please help to get through this problem
im crying alone right here
since there is nobody to cry with me this night

i really hope that this will end
so that i can stand
strong enough to get this through alone
im not sure if there is someone or somebody
who would stand by my side
when i cry
when i happy
when i laugh
when i feel alone

the truth is
i need others to be with me
spend time with me
im not asking 24/7 to be with me
all i need is attention
please share your happiness and sadness with me
i really cannot stand it anymore

feel like im dying
but that is God's work
im not going to kill myself
but this pain really hurt me
so
please be with me
when im alone
thats all i need

KeCiK

Indie Oh Indie !

Indie Oh Indie!

Wow! itu lah perkataan pertama utk artikel ini..heh,tak sangka aku masih lagi menulis walaupon dah lama habis zaman persekolahan..masa sekolah dulu masing2 tak sabar nak habis sekolah sbb nak rasa freedom,skrg rasa rindu plak...rindu kat kwn2,rindu kat cikgu,rindu kat rotan,rindu nak berbaris kat perhimpunan,rindu nak main bola kat padang masa pendidikan jasmani...i really miss the old days..
Orait,intro dah habis...time to get serious,fenomena indie semakin menjadi-jadi kebelakangan ini..ini gambaran sedikit masa zaman aku membesar dulu..

Korang perasan tak? kita ni hidup bergantung kepada trend,lepas tak tau la aku trend apa plak..indie? apa tu? it is a short term for independent...maksudnya adalah kebebasan,freedom ataupon mampu berdikari...kenapa ada music indie? masing2 ada pendapat sendiri...im not a musician sbb haprak satu instrumen pon aku tak tau main... bagi aku indie for music is not a genre,ianya lebih kepada kelahiran musik itu sendiri,dari pembuatan lagu,rakaman hinggalah kepada pendengar,semuanya d.i.y, do it yourself... isu lepas aku ader preview pasal d.i.y nih..dalam dunia bwh tanah ni, kita sendiri yg release dan tributekan stuff2 kita sendiri tanpa bantuan dari dunia luar apatah lagi dari badan2 korporat...kaedah ini mengelakkan dari hasil/idea kita dari diperdagangkan oleh pihak2 yg hanya memikirkan hasil..itu bagi aku la,tak tau la bg otai2 diluar sana...ini pendapat aku sendiri,indie is not a genre for music..

sekarang kecoh dgn band hujan,meet uncle hussein,bittersweet yg dikatakan sbg pejuang indie...aku sendiri pon tak tau mcm mana nak mengklasifikasikan musik indie nih..kalo metal dgn bunyi kerasnya,ska/reggae dgn kerancakannya dan pop dgn kelembutannya.. indie? hujan dgn bittersweet tak sama pon? the times dgn bittersweet tak sama pon? masing-masing hebat dan kreatif dgn karya masing2...aku sendiri rasa sgt bannga kerana mereka berjaya menembusi pasaran industri muzik yg dikuasai oleh muzik2 yg penuh dgn nilai komersial dgn irama yg mengasyikkan...tapi ada sesetengah dari kita yg mengagung2kan cara hidup indie...aku indie so aku merdeka,bebas apa nak buat!! bebas korang cakap?? sedih aku bila ada org ckp mcm ni...lagi2 bdak2 skolah,duit blanja pon mak bapak bagi inikan pulak bebas...

indie sbg fesyen? aku bukan nak menyalahkan mereka,tapi kenapa mereka mengikut arus indie ni hanya utk bergaya? ada mereka nak memperjuangkan apa yg sepatutnya diperjuangkan? tidak...mereka hanya memakai tshirt band2 indie dan berkasut converse kemudian berlagak sbg true-indie. bagi aku,muzik merupakan medium utk menyampaikan mesej dan mewujudkan kesedaran terhadap persekitaran kita.

Apa lagi perlu aku kata? ntah la...aku bangga dgn pencapaian anak-anak muda dgn idea mereka,walaupon rebellious tp tak sgt obvious,mereka bijak dan masih berjiwa patriotik. Namun aku juga hampa dgn sesetengah anak muda kita yg menjadikan trend masa kini sbg panduan hidup mereka yg disangkanya bebas semuanya...bangkitlah wahai anak2 muda,bangun dari mimpi mu...jadilah seorang yg berguna utk agama,bangsa dan negara!

Editor yg kuat merepek,
KeCiK

KENAPA AKU TAK DAPAT APA YG AKU IDAM-IDAMKAN?

KENAPA AKU TAK DAPAT APA YG AKU IDAM-IDAMKAN?

"Boleh jadi kamu membenci sesuatu padahal ia amat baik bagimu, dan boleh jadi pula

kamu menyukai sesuatu, padahal ia amat buruk bagimu, Allah mengetahui sedang kamu

tidak mengetahui."

-Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 216

KENAPA AKU DIUJI?

KENAPA AKU DIUJI?

"Apakah manusia itu mengira bahawa mereka dibiarkan saja mengatakan; "Kami telah

beriman," sedangkan mereka tidak diuji? Dan sesungguhnya kami telah menguji org2 yg

sebelum mereka, maka sesungguhnya Allah mengetahui org2 yg benar dan sesungguhnya Dia

mengetahui org2 yg dusta."

-Surah Al-Ankabut ayat 2-3

"They Don't Care About Us"

"They Don't Care About Us"

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, aggravation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
Bang bang, shot dead
Everybody's gone mad

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Beat me, hate me
You can never break me
Will me, thrill me
You can never kill me
Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kick me
Don't you black or white me

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Tell me what has become of my life
I have a wife and two children who love me
I am the victim of police brutality, now
I'm tired of bein' the victim of hate
You're rapin' me of my pride
Oh, for God's sake
I look to heaven to fulfill its prophecy...
Set me free

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
trepidation, speculation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
black man, black male
Throw your brother in jail

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Tell me what has become of my rights
Am I invisible because you ignore me?
Your proclamation promised me free liberty, now
I'm tired of bein' the victim of shame
They're throwing me in a class with a bad name
I can't believe this is the land from which I came
You know I do really hate to say it
The government don't wanna see
But if Roosevelt was livin'
He wouldn't let this be, no, no

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, speculation
Everybody litigation
Beat me, bash me
You can never trash me
Hit me, kick me
You can never get me

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Some things in life they just don't wanna see
But if Martin Luther was livin'
He wouldn't let this be

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, segregation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
Kick me, strike me
Don't you wrong or right me

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Michael Jackson - They Dont Care About Us

Chelshit 0 Liverpool 1

Reds End Chelsea's Dream Streak To Go Top

Chelsea 0-1 Liverpool

In what could well prove to be the most important result of the season, Liverpool ended Chelsea’s unbeaten run at home to claim top spot in the Premier League standings courtesy of a somewhat unlikely source.

Reds End Chelsea's Dream Streak To Go Top

Both sides came into the clash with 20 points from their first eight games and, despite Sir Alex Ferguson’s pre-game attempts to downplay the significance of the match-up, it looked like a top-of-the-table clash from the get-go.

The opening stretch was fast-paced and fiery. Steven Gerrard and Albert Riera put together a few promising moves in the first minutes of the match – a sign of things to come from Liverpool. However, the first chance of the game fell to the hosts.

A stray pass from Javier Mascherano in the centre wrong-footed his midfield partner, Xabi Alonso, and allowed Nicolas Anelka to nip in and take the ball to the edge of the box. The Frenchman’s effort was cut out by the Liverpool defence and Deco picked up the loose ball, but he shot was deflected wide.

10 minutes had just ticked over when the Reds shocked the Stamford Bridge crowd, and perhaps the rest of England. John Terry failed to deal with Dirk Kuyt’s flick-on, the Chelsea captain’s meek clearance falling to Alonso just outside the box. The Spanish playmaker’s shot took a deflection which left Petr Cech stranded and gave the visitors an early lead – something they have been unaccustomed to this season.

Liverpool pressed on with confidence high and weren’t far away from creating another chance on 14 minutes. Gerrard’s delightful cross-field ball found Robbie Keane, whose excellent touch and hold-up play allowed his skipper to surge forward and almost pull off a clever one-two, but the move broke down on the edge of the area.

Moments later, the Blues spurned a genuine opportunity to equalise. An incisive one-touch move found its way to Salomon Kalou’s feet, but the Ivorian forward rushed his shot and Pepe Reina collected the ball comfortably.

Riera made his presence felt on the left throughout the first half, although his decision-making in the 17th minute let him down. After muscling his way down the left flank, the Spanish winger jinked into the box and could have slid the ball across to where Keane and Gerrard were waiting. Instead, he blazed into the side netting, earning an earful from a pair of frustrated team-mates.

Both sides played with pace and intensity as the fouls flew in, forcing referee Howard Webb to issue an all-encompassing warning after Keane’s 20th-minute challenge on Mikel John Obi. That resulted in Riera being booked less than a minute later for a fairly innocuous, albeit mistimed, tackle.

Deco began to assert his influence for Chelsea, resulting in Bosingwa finding plenty of the ball on the right wing. The Portugal full-back found Kalou with a curling cross in the 22nd minute, but again the young attacker misfired as his stooping header sailed well over the crossbar.

That miss almost proved costly two minutes later. A bouncing ball was tracked by Gerrard, who struck a powerful left-foot volley from 25 yards and forced Cech to make stunning save. Liverpool got their wires crossed on the resulting corner, however, as the shortly taken ball resulted barely reached the box.

Chelsea took the ascendancy as the half wore on. Liverpool were forced on the back foot as half-time approached, but they remained solid and took their lead to the break.

Second Half

Riera picked up where he left off, winning a free-kick in a dangerous position and teeing up Gerrard within five minutes of the interval. Neither moment resulted in a second goal, however.

Liverpool nerves were tested on 54 minutes when Reina appeared to foul Florent Malouda in the box after the French winger pulled of the shoulder of his marker. The Reds ‘keeper was saved by the linesman, who correctly flagged for offside.

The visitors were soon on the attack again. Kuyt got on the end of another neat move, but the Dutchman shot just wide from 20 yards.

Both managers made changes around the hour mark. Luiz Felipe Scolari introduced Belletti and Di Santo, while Rafael Benitez replaced Keane – who had been acting as lone striker in the absence of Fernando Torres – with Ryan Babel.

It was around this time Alonso came within inches of adding to his tally. Riera had won a foul 25 yards out, and the Basque native stepped to send a stinging, dipping strike into the base of the upright. Cech was left stationary, but the ball bounced back into play and was eventually hooked away to safety.

As with the successful effort in the first half, the Reds then marched on. A sublime combination involving Alonso, Gerrard and Babel saw them work the ball their own half into the opposition box with a series of one-touch passes, but the final ball was ever so slightly off-weight. Soon after, Mascherano found himself with time and space in the box, but he slashed a wild cross to the opposite touchline.

And then Chelsea had their best chance of the match. Ashley Cole came into the box and ran onto Di Santos’ perfectly tailored flick-on, but the England left-back failed to hit the target from 10 yards out. A great opportunity spurned.

Liverpool were forced to defend manfully for the remainder of the game, but they did so with aplomb. Jamie Carragher and Daniel Agger were regularly called into action, never putting a foot wrong as they kept the Blues at bay. Carragher’s last-ditch tackle on Deco in the 73rd minute was of the very highest quality.

The Reds still strung some nice moves together; a Babel take, turn, dribble and shot in the 76th minute came agonisingly close to putting the nail in Chelsea’s coffin. The hosts, on the other hand, resorted to ambitious long-range shots – Lampard, Belletti, Di Santo and Mikel all sent efforts into the crowd as the visitors held on to claim a momentous victory and announce themselves as genuine contenders.

Our trend...old days till nowadays...

hoho...sekarang arus indie makin bergentayangan di mana-mana...

Our previous trend;

Hip-Hop [Too Phat up giler...Nico pon ader...baggy pants,baju size XXL,pastu trick six step la...Y la...byk lagi]

Skateboarding [Hoho...ramai giler beli deck...yg xtau main pon buat2 tau main,topi full cap...asyik2 ader comp,kasut skolah letak lilin kat tepi...]

dulu masa skolah;
[grunge,rambut kurt cobain,baju+jeans lusuh+soundgarden,pearl jam+skinhead, botak no1,baju petak2, seluar ketat, boot DM,acab,the official,the special,ub40+punk, rambut pacak2,pki gam pon ader, spikey byk giler,Greenday,sum41+metalist, pakai baju Black Sabbath,Slayer,,kuku kasi hitam+and byk lagi,zaman underground la katakan...gig sana,gig sini,newsletters,zines...kecoh black metal plak]

Emo+Gothic [fesyen celak,baju belang-belang,payung giler stylo,rambut dpn panjang...]

Skrg, indie dgn shuffle plak...

fine with that...mcm ada musim plak,lepas ni tak tau trend aper kuar...masing2 ader pros and cons...terpulang pada kiter nak ikut sama dlm arus yg sedia ada..be positive,jgn fikir mcm media,tau nak down org je..totally discrimination... sori kalo out off topic,but this things really concern me...

sapot la local band kiter, kalo indie pon jgn bantai layan hujan 24jam,ramai lagi ader kat Malaysia...The Fridays, Free Love [lagu "Indie Rock Darling" best !!!!], Furniture [ala2 7collar Tshirt tp indie?], The Rhaman Project, KultusKabus and many more...jgn lupa layan genre lain..

Butterfingers vs Hujan ??

haha..mmg klakar bdak2 zaman skrg,baru kenal Hujan dah kira indie...band lain? free love? lucy in the loo? takde sapa amek tau...yg diorang tau hujan,MUH,bittersweet...kadang2 org mcm ni la yg bt org fuk band mcm Hujan dan seangkatan dengannya..tapi xpe lah,bagi aku,kena lah bagi can kat Hujan...mcm butter masa mula2 dulu,org kata butter cop nirvana,mati2 dulu aku ingat lagu chrome tu nirvana punya..
skrg plak hujan cilok the strokes...suara ala2 raw...nasib baik stroke sound diorang tak tiru...
pas ni kalo Hujan still sejibik mcm the strokes,mmg aku stroke abes...

moral? sayangilah produk tempatan...siapa lagi kalau bukan kita,jgn lah sokong hujan or butter je semata-mata diorang sudah glamer,sokonglah band-band independent malaysia...

-kesian tgk bdak2 skrg,pegi gig semata2 nak nmpk cool,ajak berpogo,moshpit n anti-clockwise masing2 xnak,diorang bagi alasan tak kenal la,padahal dulu mat grunge,punk,skin or metal pon leh loncat sama2,xde hal pon..skrg? diorang lagi rela duduk tepi borak2 ngan awek2 cun sambil kata ntah hapa2 la diorang lompat2 tu...sedih2...i miss the old days...psst,RTW xder lagi ke??

dulu org butter dia pon nak butter...
skrg org hujan dia pon nak hujan...

kenapa mesti skrg baru diorang 'dilihat' oleh public?
kenapa tak dulu? kenapa tak masa butterfingers mula2 tak dikenali mcm sekarang? dulu setahu aku org lagi kenal Too Phat [aku suka tgk clip video KEMBALi,biler preview anugerah muzik Malaysia, Three fats and skinny boy, Biisa and Rakus...mmg lawak!!] dari Butterfingers...skrg biler Butter dah top baru la ngaku pengikut setia Butter,same here goes to Hujan...

conclusion? org Malaysia terlalu taksub kepada publisiti...
sorry to say this,fenomena ni byk berlaku kat org Melayu...
maki la aku,kutuk la aku...aku malu sgt dgn MEREKA ni...kalau bab nyanyi2,masuk program realiti bagi la kat MEREKA,sorry geng kalo out off topik...hati suda panas,jam juga sama ini dalam...

back to the topic,sokong lah 'barangan buatan' Malaysia...apa yg beza genre ngan konsep je... Very Happy

KeCiK yg skima=baju tight in+seluar slack+rambut sikat+kasut sampan+pki spek+xtau main instrumen

Funny names in football

Any advances on these?
Danny Shittu.
Dean Windass.
Stefan Kuntz.
Razak Pimpong.

Football player with more than one dick?
Julian Dicks.

If there's a competition for funniest names in football, then definitely African players are clear favourites.
Starting with the legendary : - Joseph-Désiré Job


Pestabola Merdeka update !!! Final

Penalti musnah impian Sathia

Oleh Ahmad Khawari Isa dan Mohd Fadzrie Hazis
bhsukan@bharian.com.my

Hadiah Deepavali tak jadi kenyataan, Malaysia gagal pertahan gelaran

UJIAN getir sulung dijelmakan Vietnam menenggelamkan skuad negara yang dipaksa akur kecundang menerusi penentuan sepakan penalti untuk meleraikan rangkulan gelaran Pestabola Merdeka di Stadium Nasional, malam tadi.

Selepas mudah melepasi halangan satu persatu - daripada peringkat kumpulan hingga ke separuh akhir - kesebelasan negara langsung tidak menjumpai kunci buat meruntuhkan tembok lawan sepanjang 120 minit yang berakhir tanpa jaringan sebelum ditumpaskan 5-6 menerusi penentuan penalti sudden death itu.

Di awal saingan, gawang Vietnam sudahpun bergegar selepas hanya enam minit apabila Indraputra Mahayuddin meluru untuk merembat deras ke sasaran umpanan lolos Shukor Adan. Sayangnya, Indra dipersalahkan kerana ofsaid untuk Vietnam bernafas lega.

Selepas itu, majoriti aksi 45 minit awal menyaksikan skuad negara mendominasi asakan, tetapi sentuhan penyudah dicari tidak menjelma, ketika Safee Sali, Indra dan rakan lainnya dipaksa menggigit jari.

Antara peluang menarik negara termasuklah tandukan Shukor pada minit ke-27 yang sempat didakap penjaga gol Vietnam, Bui Tan Truong serta cubaan sama Safee daripada umpanan Indra seminit kemudiannya, sipi daripada sasaran.


Safee kemudiannya beroleh dua lagi peluang menarik, pada minit ke-33 dan ke-44, tetapi kedua-duanya dihampakan barisan benteng lawan yang berhempas pulas untuk memastikan kedudukan kekal terikat tanpa jaringan sehingga tamat separuh masa pertama.

Babak kedua menyaksikan suasana saingan lebih agresif, ketika Vietnam memilih untuk kental menyerap segala asakan dan lebih bergantung kepada kepantasan Phan Thanh Binh untuk mengancam menerusi gerak serang balas pantas yang sesekali menggamamkan benteng negara.

Namun gol dinanti tetap tidak menjelma untuk pencarian diteruskan ke masa tambahan yang juga berakhir tanpa pemecah kebuntuan ketika Vietnam lebih mencipta gelisah skuad negara dengan beberapa gerak yang menjelmakan rasa bimbang.

Penentuan sepakan penalti bermula dengan semua lima pemain negara - Indra, Safee, Aidil Zafuan Radzak, Ashaari Samsuddin dan Daudsu Jamaluddin menyempurnakan sepakan ketika lima pemain Vietnam juga tidak menghampakan.

Namun rembatan deras Norhafiz Zamani Misbah pada permulaan penalti sudden death ditampan Tan Truong untuk pemain gantian, Mai Tien Thanh mudah memperdaya Helmi Eliza Elias buat mencipta gegak gempita sorakan lebih 5,000 penyokong Vietnam.

Our local acts !!!

Oleh kerana boring teramat pada minggu nih, aku dgn muka tak malunya membuka topik ni...

-Sila nyatakan nama2 band yg lawak/tak masuk akal/kelakar giler
-Sila nyatakan nama2 band yg cool/gerek seh../PERGH !!

here's mine..

Nama band-band yg klaka;

Panda Head Curry - Kari Kepala Panda??
White Soap - Sabun yg memutihkan?? ke sabun yg putih??
Cik Payung - sgt berbau tempatan...haha,vocalist pakai tudung beb..suka sgt layan 'Takkan Pernah'...ala2 jiwang skit..
SliperPutus - Dengar je dah nak gelak..from Malacca
Lepat Pisang - One man band..obses kepada lepat?
Nice Stupid Playground - Taman permainan yg menarik tp bodo?
Scoin - Kumpulan yang paling murah menerima bayaran (pakai syiling jer)
Gigil - Kumpulan Rock yang takut mandi pagi.
MAY - Kumpulan Rock yang Paling wangi(Bau Sabun)
Pintu Merah - What the .... ??

Nama band-band yg sgt cool bagi aku dan PERGH !!!

Langsuyr - dengar je dah takut...
Pretty Ugly - Kumpulan yang kejap cantek kejap hodoh.
Kamikaze - berani mati punya orang!!!
Metalasia - Kumpulan yang takleh nyanyi kat Europe.
Skudap Skudip - Dgr je rasa nak loncat...
Shizuka - nama yg simple tp semua org tau...redline95!!!
Butterfingers - korang pon tau la kan...xpyh byk ckp...
Nadia's Picture Show - Lelaki konfem suka band nih...
Kah Roe Shi - Kerusi?? tauke perabot??
They Will Kill Us All - sgt cool...tapi jgn bunuh2 ye..

so? whose next??

-recently band2 sekarang sgt kreatif dlm mencari nama bagi band/kugiran mereka...why not? nama yg menarik should attract people to listen to them...nama2 band dulu yg sangat ganaz bunyinya seperti The Karatz...Punisher...Nemesis...Vulga... Silent Death...Suffercation...Infectious Maggots...Bazzah... Narsamum... Kerrasuk dan mcm2 lagi.. sekarang? meriahnya dunia bawah tanah kita kan??? tetiba sentimental plak...hehe.. Very Happy

bagi aku muzik hanyalah podium utk menyampaikan mesej seperti kesedaran,penindasan dan memperjuangkan kebebasan, BUKANNYA UNTUK TERKENAL

How To Lose Fake Friend

Step 1
Start saying "no."
Fake people will lose their use for you if you stop paying their bills, watching their kids for free and running them around town.

Step2
Tell the truth.
Fake people hate honesty. It's the lies that keep them feeling good about themselves and their lives. So share your true feelings about their actions and watch how they fade away.

Step3
Avoid the drama.
Fake people enjoy others who get sucked into their drama. Cut conversations short that deal with your fake friend's usual complaints. You know. The ones they never plan to do anything about.

Step4
Focus your energies on your real friends.
Fake people will hang around as long as you let them. So, don't. Cut back on their time and spend it with your real friends.

Step5
Build up your confidence.
Fake people have a hard time attaching themselves to people who have good self-esteem. Why? Because people who feel good about themselves won't put up with them.

Malaysia...where are You?


Fernando Torres

Fernando José Torres Sanz (born 20 March 1984 in Madrid, Spain), nicknamed El Niño ("The Kid"), is a Spanish footballer, who plays for Liverpool.

Torres started his career with Atlético Madrid, with whom he progressed through the youth ranks. He made his professional debut in 2001 and finished his career with the club having scored 75 goals in 174 La Liga appearances. Prior to this, Torres played two seasons in the Segunda División, making 40 appearances and scoring seven goals. He joined Liverpool in 2007, after the club paid their record transfer fee to sign him and marked his first season with the club by being their first player to score more than 20 league goals for the club in a season since Robbie Fowler in 1995–96.

He is also a Spanish international and made his debut for the team against Portugal in 2003. He has since participated in three major tournaments; UEFA Euro 2004, 2006 FIFA World Cup and UEFA Euro 2008. He was unable to score for Spain during the 2004 tournament, but did so on three occasions in the 2006 World Cup. Torres scored the winning goal for Spain in their 1–0 win over Germany in the Euro 2008 final.

Lawak Artis !!!

1) Kumpulan Rock yang telah mengerjakan Haji.
KUMPULAN BAJI

2) Penyanyi yang sering fail dalam karangan sebab guna noktah kat depan ayat.
TITEK PUSPA

3) Penyanyi yang paling demand.
HETTY COST ENDANG

4) Kumpulan yang berasal dari Bukit Gasing.
KUMPULAN SPIN

5) Penyanyi yang paling berat dalam sejarah.
ABOT (dalam bahasa jawa bermaksud berat)

6) Kumpulan Orang Asli Paling Berjaya.
O.A.G (Orang Asli Gombak)

7) Kumpulan yang paling murah menerima bayaran.
SCOIN (pakai syiling jer)

8) Kumpulan Nasyid yang terdiri dari orang jawa.
AL-JAWAHER

9) Kumpulan Rock yang Paling wangi.
MAY (Bau Sabun)

10) Kumpulan Rock Paling Bahaya.
AMUK

11) Kumpulan Rock Yg Terdiri dari Bomoh Professional.
MANTERRA

12) Kumpulan Rock yang takut mandi pagi.
GIEGIEL

13) Kumpulan Rock yang selalu kena migrain.
HEADWIND

14) Kumpulan yang mudah berpecah.
KRISTAL

15) Kumpulan Rock yang makan nasi pakai tangan kiri.
LEFTHANDED

16) Kumpulan yang ada power.
KEMBARA (sebab ader DVVT)

17) Kumpulan yang terdiri dari pesawah.
PADI

18) Kumpulan yang paling popular di pagi raya.
TOO PHAT

19) Penyanyi kesukaan David Beckam.
SITI SARAH

20) Penyanyi yang sentiasa tua.
TO’KI

21) Kumpulan yang kejap cantek kejap hodoh.
PRETTY UGLY

22) Kumpulan yang takleh nyanyi kat Europe.
METALASIA

23) Kumpulan yang boleh lihat tapi tak leh pegang.
4U2C

24) Penyanyi yang tak pernah kena speed trapppp.
MELLY GOESLOW

25) Kumpulan yang sentiasa menyambut “HARI GURU”.
TEACHERS PET

26) Kumpulan yang susah nak sakit.
MEDICINE

27) Kumpulan yang berkerjaya tapi pendek umur.
DR. KRONIK

28) Kumpulan yang buat show kat everest.
IKLIM

29) Kumpulan yang kena samak apabila di sentuh.
BLACK DOG BONE

30) Penyanyi yang paling bengap walaupun dah kaya.
PAK PANDER

31) Kumpulan yang paling di hormati.
KUMPULAN DEWA

32) Kumpulan yang memperkenalkan Roti Boy di Midvalley.
NEW BOYZ

33) Kumpulan yang menggunakan paling popular di jalanraya.
KUMPULAN NASYID HIJJAZ (Honda Jazz tuh)

34) Kumpulan yang tak akan buat show pada bulan lain kecuali bulan 9.
SWEET SEPTEMBER

35) Kumpulan berani mati.
KAMIKAZE

36) Kumpulan yang selalu gi konvoi.
XPDC

Malaysia jumpa Vietnam di final

Oleh Mohd Fadzrie Hazis
fadzrie@bharian.com.my

Anak buah Sathia gegar Myanmar; Sierra Leone kecundang penentuan penalti

MALAYSIA mempamerkan satu lagi aksi garang di halaman sendiri untuk menempah tiket ke perlawanan akhir Pestabola Merdeka selepas membelasah Myanmar 4-0 pada saingan separuh akhir di hadapan 10,000 penonton di Stadium Nasional Bukit Jalil, malam tadi.

Sebaik wisel mula dibunyikan, tuan rumah mengasak dengan Indra Putra Mahayuddin menghadirkan ancaman seawal minit pertama apabila berjaya meloloskan diri di sebelah kanan benteng lawan. Namun, rembatannya berjaya ditepis penjaga gol lawan, Nyi Nyi Lwin dan Safee Sali gagal menyudahkan tindakan susulan daripada percubaan itu.

Tersentak, Myanmar mula meningkatkan tempo permainan menguji benteng Malaysia pada minit ke-10 apabila hantaran silang Pai Soe dari sebelah kanan gagal disekat benteng skuad negara, tetapi bernasib baik tandukan Soo Myat Min tidak menemui sasaran.

Skuad negara kemudian mula mengawal kembali bahagian tengah selepas itu dan beberapa peluang terus menyusul. Amirulhadi Zainal memiliki peluang meledakkan jaringan pertama negara pada minit ke-22 selepas menerima umpanan Safee, tetapi rembatan pemain sayap itu dari sebelah kiri kawasan Myanmar sedikit tersasar.

Kegagalan rangkaian serangan diterajui Safee dan Zaquan Adha Abdul Radzak bagaimana pun berjaya ditebus Indra, apabila sepakan percuma yang diambil dari jarak 25 meter terus menerjah jaring untuk gol pembukaan minit ke-26.

Akmal Rizal ke KM-Naza

Oleh Shukri Matt Ali
bhsukan@bharian.com.my

AKMAL Rizal Ahmad Rakhli, 27, akhirnya menemui pasukan yang bakal menggunakan khidmat berbisanya sebagai penyerang dalam kempen Liga Malaysia musim baru apabila mengikat kontrak dengan juara Liga Perdana, Kuala Muda-Naza (KM-Naza), semalam.

Pemain berasal dari Jitra, Kedah itu diikat majikan baru itu untuk tempoh satu musim liga bagi memantapkan jentera serangan kelab syarikat automotif yang masih memerlukan pemain yang dapat meledak gol lawan di posisi penyerang.

Pengurus pasukan KM-Naza, Ami Nuddin Abd Ma Ati, berkata khidmat pemain yang berpengalaman itu boleh membantu skuad itu menyaingi pasukan elit lain apabila bersaing dalam kancah Liga Super, musim depan.

“Kami memerlukan sentuhan berbisa seperti dimiliki Akmal Rizal dan gandingannya dengan beberapa bekas pemain negara dalam skuad kami diharap dapat membuahkan hasil bermakna,” katanya.

Pestabola Merdeka update !!!

Sathia bimbang penyokong lawan lebih ramai

Oleh Mohd Fadzrie Hazis
fadzrie@bharian.com.my

KEHADIRAN ramai peminat bola sepak Myanmar di Pestabola Merdeka kini mula menerbitkan rasa gerun buat B Sathianathan yang kian gelisah andai bilangan penyokong lawan melebihi penyokong tempatan menjelang saingan separuh akhir di Stadium Nasional, Bukit Jalil, malam ini.

Justeru, jurulatih skuad negara itu amat berharap suasana seperti pertemuan dengan Chelsea pada Julai lalu tidak berulang, di mana sebahagian besar peminat tempatan lebih banyak memberi sokongan kepada kelab Inggeris itu berbanding pasukan negara sendiri.

Bagi Sathia, inilah masanya buat peminat tempatan mengalihkan semula sokongan terhadap skuad kebangsaan yang dalam misi mempertahankan kejuaraan yang dimenangi, tahun lalu.

"Ia tidak baik sebenarnya apabila sebahagian besar peminat yang datang menyaksikan perlawanan terdiri daripada penyokong lawan, kerana kami beraksi di tempat sendiri dan pemain turut memerlukan sokongan peminat.

SURAT DARI SETAN UNTUK MU

-Aku melihatmu kemarin, saat engkau memulai aktiviti harianmu.
-Kau bangun tanpa sujud mengerjakan subuhmu
- Bahkan kemudian, kau juga tidak mengucapkan "Bismillah" sebelum memulai santapanmu, juga tidak sempat mengerjakan shalat Isha sebelum berangkat ketempat tidurmu
- Kau benar2 orang yang bersyukur, Aku menyukainya
- Aku tak dpt mengungkapkan betapa senangnya aku melihatmu tidak merubah cara hidupmu.
- Hai Bodoh , Kamu millikku.
- Ingat, kau dan aku sudah bertahun-tahun bersama, dan aku masih belum bisa benar2 mencintaimu .
- Malah aku masih membencimu, karena aku benci Allah.
- Aku hanya menggunakanmu untuk membalas dendamku kepada Allah.
- Dia sudah mencampakkan aku dari surga, dan aku akan tetap memanfaatkanmu sepanjang masa untuk mebalaskannya
- Kau lihat, ALLAH MENYAYANGIMU dan dia masih memiliki rencana-rencana untukmu dihari depan.
- Tapi kau sudah menyerahkan hidupmu padaku, dan aku akan membuat kehidupanmu seperti neraka.
- Sehingga kita bisa bersama dua kali dan ini akan menyakiti hati ALLAH
- Aku benar-benar berterimakasih padamu, karena aku sudah menunjukkan kepada NYA siapa yang menjadi pengatur dalam hidupmu dalam masa2 yang kita jalani
- Kita nonton film 'porno' bersama, memaki orang, mencuri, berbohong, munafik, makan sekenyang-kenyangya, bergosip, manghakimi orang, menghujam orang dari belakang, tidak hormat pada orang tua ,
- Tidak menghargai Masjid, berperilaku buruk.
- TENTUNYA kau tak ingin meninggalkan ini begitu saja.
- Ayuhlah, Hai Bodoh , kita terbakar bersama, selamanya.
- Aku masih memiliki rencana2 hangat untuk kita.
- Ini hanya merupakan surat penghargaanku untuk mu.
- Aku ingin mengucapkan 'TERIMAKASIH' kerana sudah mengizinkanku memanfaatkan hampir semua masa hidupmu.
- Kamu memang sangat mudah dibodohi, aku menertawakanmu.
- Saat kau tergoda berbuat dosa kamu menghadiahkan tawa.
- Dosa sudah mulai mewarnai hidupmu.
- Kamu sudah 20 tahun lebih tua, dan sekarang aku perlu darah muda.
- Jadi, pergi dan lanjutkanlah mengajarkan orang-orang muda bagaimana berbuat dosa.
- Yang perlu kau lakukan adalah merokok, mabuk-mabukan, berbohong, berjudi, bergosip, dan hiduplah se-egois mungkin.
- Lakukan semua ini didepan anak-anak dan mereka akan menirunya.
- Begitulah anak-anak .
- Baiklah, aku persilakan kau bergerak sekarang.
- Aku akan kembali beberapa detik lagi untuk menggoda mu lagi.
- Jika kau cukup cerdas, kau akan lari sembunyi, dan bertaubat atas dosa-dosamu.
- Dan hidup untuk Allah dengan sisa umurmu yang tinggal sedikit.
- Memperingati orang bukan tabiatku, tapi diusiamu sekarang dan tetap melakukan dosa, sepertinya memang agak aneh.
- Jangan salah sangka, aku masih tetap membencimu.
- Hanya saja kau harus menjadi orng tolol yang lebih baik dimata ALLAH.
- Catatan : Jika kau benar2 menyayangiku , kau tak akan memberi surat ini dengan siapapun.

Teacher, Teacher, Teacher

Hi ppl,

Just want to spice things up... Based on the news, what do you guys think about what's happening in our education system today? Among the issues include:

1. School fee
2. Teachers doing all the work
3. Graduates not posted
4. Too many students in school

and others which you feel necessary.

Your opinion?

The best is yet to come !!!

My journey as a teacher is still too far,the best is yet to come...FYI,when you managed to get into a school for a real teacher...the game starts right there...grab as much opportunities that the school appointed to you,examples...being a class teacher...a football coach or maybe being part of committee members...trust me on this coz it will help u being a real teacher...PEACE!!!
[biler la nak nak tgk bdak2 skolah aku kat sek.16...rindu giler babeng..]

AYA Awards 2008

What is AYA Dream Malaysia Awards?

The AYA Dream Malaysia Awards is about our future - and the people who are farsighted enough to invest in it. Started in year 2005, the Awards is in line with AYA’s objective of building tomorrow’s leaders today and to create a better and brighter future for Malaysia by inspiring, inciting and inculcating responsible attitudes and actions especially – but not exclusively – in the hearts and minds of our youths.

This Awards serves as an encouragement to emerging individuals and responsible institutions to persevere in their dreams of improving the quality of life for themselves and for those around them in spite of the difficulties and obstacles they encounter.

Check this out!!!

http://www.ayaawards.com/about.cfm

I vote for this girl...

Ummul Khairiyah bt Abdul Rahman (Ummul)



Born and raised locally, she defied the norm by stepping out to work at the early age of 18. Despite objection and denunciation of family and friends, she remained focused and at a young age of 19, she began earning a 5-figure salary and even establishing her own company “Innovate Smart” – selling marketing strategies.

Now an under-graduate at MMU pursuing Bachelor in Accountancy while juggling her work, she actively promotes entrepreneurship through SIFE (Student In Free Enterprise). She also teaches at AMPAC (Az-Zahrah Multi-Intelligence Academy), impacting and inspiring many young people to pursue and achieve their dreams.

19 years old [younger than me] and earns 5-figure salary? already establishing her own company? enough said...this award is meant for this girl...wish you luck mate!

Johan Lippowitz





FUNNY HUH !!??

Champions League- Atletico Madrid 1 Liverpool 1

Dirk Kuyt and Jermaine Pennant are the two who drop to the substitutes' bench, meaning club manager Rafael Benitez will field Robbie Keane as a lone striker.

Liverpool starting eleven: Reina, Arbeloa, Dossena, Carragher, Agger, Mascherano, Alonso, Gerrard, Riera, Benayoun, Keane.

Robbie Keane’s first half strike was cancelled out by a late equalizer to Simao, as the two sides drew 1-1 at the Vincent Calderon in Madrid…

It was a night that was supposed to mark the emotional return of Fernando Torres, to his former hunting ground, the Vincent Calderon; however it wasn’t to be as injury struck the Spaniard just one week prior to the contest.

Torres opted to remain at home, as he declined an invite to be a VIP guest for the clash, in order to continue his recovery from a hamstring injury.

Rafa Benitez made some changes from the side that defeated Wigan 3-2 at the weekend, with Dirk Kuyt and Jermaine Pennant dropping to the bench, as Javier Mascherano and Yossi Benayoun were recalled to the starting eleven.

Robbie Keane started as the lone man up front, with the likes of Steven Gerrard and Alberto Riera playing in behind him.

For the home side astonishingly, two youth players were called into the starting eleven, with Alvaro Dominguez and Nacho Camacho taking their spots from the onset. Former Liverpool man Luis Garcia, as well as Florent Sinama-Pongolle will also play from the start, with the latter set to partner Diego Forlan in attack, whilst young gun Sergio Aguero is on the bench.

Javier Aguirre is aware of the fact that a fourth straight defeat will put his tenure at the club in further doubt, as his side has lost to Sevilla, Barcelona and Real Madrid in their past three domestic fixtures.

They will have their work cut out tonight, as they face a side who are unbeaten in 13 games in all competitions, and who are yet to drop any points in this competition to date.

First Half

Atletico Madrid got the first competitive match between the two clubs under way, and what a subdued start to the contest it was, as both sides took their time to get themselves into the contest.

From what we had seen in yesterday’s Champions League matches, many things were expected in this match, however with barely a single attempt at goal in the opening 10 minutes, the match was a dull affair early.

Simao sent in the first useful free kick of the match, which was met by youth player Ignacio Camacho, however nothing came from the first opportunity of the match – after 13 minutes of play.

Although, just one minute later, the deadlock was broken, as Robbie Keane was played in by a neat through ball from his skipper Steven Gerrard, and Keane did the rest, and unbelievably, Liverpool were on the score sheet. Neither side looked like scoring, and so a goal at that stage was highly unexpected.

Reds Denied By A Determined Atletico


Seitaridis tried to respond immediately for the home side; however his strike from long range was well off target, and was no threat to Pepe Reina for Liverpool.

It was clear from this stage of the contest that the confidence of Atletico was non-existent, as they simply could not conjure up a way of getting their strikers Sinama-Pongolle and Diego Forlan into the contest. It was the third match in a row that they had gone behind in the early stages, and it was clear they were hesitant in attack.

Maniche and Sinama-Pongolle tried desperately to get their side back in to the match, however nothing seemed to be going right for the Spanish side.

At around the 23 minute mark, Liverpool could so easily have doubled their advantage, following a glorious ball in to the area by Gerrard; however Keane’s poorly timed effort meant that it was an opportunity missed for the visitors. Liverpool were certainly looking the better side at this stage, as they so easily could have doubled their advantage after just 23 minutes.

Dossena kept his good form up for the English side with another menacing run on the left; however Keane once again failed to make contact with the cross, as it was cleared away by Antonio Lopez instead.

Liverpool continued their dominance in possession, as they looked to notch their third victory from three starts in the competition. Their opponents were immensely struggling in attack, and at this stage, it seemed as if the Reds were strolling towards another three points.

On 38 minutes, Riera was awarded the first booking of the match for a dive inside the area, which was a harsh decision, as there certainly was contact from Lopez, as the attacking player went in search of a penalty, after a fantastic build-up by his side.

The match continued to be played at a pedestrian place, with the home side failing to put any pressure whatsoever on their opponents.

An anonymous Diego Forlan unleashed a powerful drive from long range, and despite the fact that the shot was off target, the Atletico superstar showed just exactly what he was capable of doing if given the chance.

Arbeloa was the second Liverpool man to receive a booking, following a tough challenge on the dangerous Sinama-Pongolle, who managed to win a free kick for his side in an extremely dangerous position. Simao took the resulting kick, however his ball was poor, and easily taken by Reina.

In the closing stages of the half, it was Maniche who went down in his area, following a definite clip from Benayoun. The referee wanted nothing of it however, and as was the case with Riera just a few moments prior, a yellow card for diving was the result.

Despite a late flurry of attacks by the home side, the Reds held on to their one goal lead, and following a slow start to the match, the visitors took a well deserved lead into the interval.

Second Half

Sergio Aguero was brought on for Luis Garcia, who picked up a bad knock in the opening half, and the young Argentine made his presence felt immediately, as his team mates lifted right from the onset.

On 49 minutes however, Benayoun made it 2-0, but for the linesman’s flag that was raised for offside. Replays indicated that he was onside, and thus it was a poor decision from the linesman. It was the home side’s own doing, as Perea’s poor clearance went straight to Benayoun, and after a neat one-two with Gerrard, the former had Franco beaten in goal.

Forlan burst in to life in the second half, following a tremendous chipping ball from his attacking partner Sinama-Pongolle, however once again the linesman adjudged that the striker was in an offside position. And once again, replays indicated that this was not the case, meaning Forlan could have so easily equaled the score line in that instance.

Shortly after, Maniche finished off a lovely move that was set up by Aguero, however it once again was denied by the linesman’s flag. Unbelievably, it was the third incorrect decision in the half, as the Portuguese international was clearly onside.

Atletico continued to play with confidence, as just one minute later, Simao had an opportunity in an almost identical spot to Maniche. This time however, Reina was the men to deny Atletico, as his brilliant fingertip save, and then the post, was enough for the Liverpool keeper to save the day for his side once again.

The Reds’ skipper was replaced on the hour mark, with Ryan Babel taking his place, as Benitez looked to inject some pact into the Liverpool attack. And that is exactly what he did, as with his first touch on the ball, he sped past two defenders, whilst trying to play in Dirk Kuyt just outside the area.

The visitors continued to press, as they tried to overcome the early onslaught on home attacks, as Xabi Alonso’s dipping effort from distance, forced Franco into making a great save. Despite having conceded, the Atleti keeper had been in good touch after 70 minutes.

On 72 minutes, Simao won a free kick in a dangerous area to cross for his side, and his ball in was superb. All it lacked was a final touch, with the likes of Sergio Aguero and Seitaridis unmarked, but wrong-footed at the back post.

Atleti seemed to return to their pedestrian ways of the first half, towards the latter stages of the second, however they some how managed to break on an impressive counter attack, with Maniche eventually striking from long range, resulting in Reina making a decent, but a fairly comfortable save.

Just a few minutes later, a defensive collapse by Liverpool allowed Simao to equal the score line, making for an entertaining final five minutes. A defensive lapse by Carragher was swooped on by Forlan, and he played a ball across to an unmarked Simao, who did the rest.

The substitute Miguel had a first time volley saved by Reina just moments later, after a great ball in from Forlan, who certainly got better as the match wore on. Atleti continued to press, as the Reds looked stunned following the Simao goal.

With just two minutes remaining in the match, Liverpool went close to stealing another late victory, as Kuyt’s impressive run and glorious ball in, was met by the head of Babel at the near post, however the Dutchman just couldn’t get his header on target, and to the crowd’s pleasure, the scores remained level.

Despite all of their dominance, the Reds looked the more likely to concede at the death, as Atletico surged forward in numbers, as they went in search of an unlikely winner. It wasn’t to be however, as Rafa’s men held on, and it ended all square at the Vincent Calderon.

Both sides will remain top of Group D, on seven points, ahead of PSV and Marseille, who played in the other group fixture tonight.

TEAMS

Atletico Madrid (4-4-2):
Franco; Seitaridis, Perea, Dominguez, Lopez; Camacho, Maniche, Luis Garcia, Simao; Forlan, Sinama-Pongolle

Liverpool (4-5-1): Reina; Arbeloa, Carragher, Agger, Dossena; Mascherano, Xabi Alonso, Benayoun, Gerrard, Riera; Keane

GOALS

14’ Keane (Liverpool)

83’ Simao (Atletico Madrid)


Here are a few reasons to hate Chelsea F.C:

1) Cheating, Diving Cunts!!
2) Didier Drogba - He sums number 1 up perfectly.
3) They give their 'fans' cheap plastic flags to wave to create an atmosphere because they can't by themselves.
4) Where were all the fans before Roman and his dodgy Russian Roubles??
5) That fucking yellow kit. (2007-2008 season!)
6) Fat Frank & his deflected goals.
7) Peter Cech's stupid bloody rugby cap.
8) Essiens double footed lunges.
9) The amount of penalties they are given at very convienent parts of games!
10) Ricardo Carvalho - £19.85million.
11) Shaun Wright-Phillips - £21million, for him to sit on the bench.
12) Michael Essien - £25.98million (That is taking the piss!!)
13) JOHN OBI MIKEL! Chelsea pay £16million. Man Utd get £12million of that and his original team only get £4million. All this because the twat changed his mind and signed for Chelsea after signing for Man Utd!!
14) Refs always on their side. (For examples please see Mitchell Tops' wall post - 10.01.2008 @ 2:29)
15) Peter Kenyon - What a wanker!
16) Henk ten Cate. (Although he has since been sacked!)
17) John Terry's a fucking whingeing cunt.
18) £30 million for Shevchenko. Hahahaha - You were robbed!
19) Roman Abramovich. An idiot-faced sugar daddy who has completely distorted an already surreal transfer market.
20) Terry's handballs which never get noticed!?!?!
21) Cashley Cole
22) Glory hunting fans.
23) Male fans hitting female opposition fans.
24) Soft / Easy draws in cups.
25) They can't even fill a 40,000 stadium for a European Cup game. (Chelsea v Rosenborg, Champions League group stage. 18th Sept 2007. Attendence: 24,973)
26) Chelsea fans joining this group.
27) People claiming to be life long chelsea fans when I swear I've seen them wearing a West ham/Spurs shirt just 4 years earlier.
28) Players that leave good honest clubs to go to Chelsea just to be greedy for all the fucking money and warm the bench thinking they are cool.
29) Joe Cole & his big fat head.
30) Michael Ballack
31) Florent Malouda - See item 1.
32) Khalid Bouhlarouz
33) That diving, cheating cunt Arjen Robben. He may have left but I still hate him & Chelsea for signing him.
34) Henrique Hilario, plays a couple of games a season yet walks around like he's the best goal keeper in the world.
35) Stamford Bridge isn't even in Chelsea, It's in Fulham.
36) Bolo Zenden played for them.
37) Jody Morris - Can you remember him Chelsea 'fans'? I doubt half of you can!
38) Kezman
39) Adrian Mutu (sniff sniff)
40) Jose Mourinho..."The Special One!!" My Arse!!
41) Driving top Euro ref Anders Frisk to retirement.
42) Maniche played for them & he's a twat.
43) That fucking stupid celery song.
44) Signing Jose Bosingwa for £16.2 million, who the fuck is he?
45) Bidding £40 million pounds for Fernando Torres.
46) Didier Drogba getting sent off in CL final.
47) John Terry Missing Penalty AND crying like a baby at yet another loss.
48) Blaming the new shirt as the reason for losing the Champions Final as they are yet to win while wearing it.
49) For corrupting Chris Norman, a genuine football fan?
50) Sacking Avram Grant after only 8 months.

Nikmat Diam

* BANYAK DIAM TIDAK SEMESTINYA BODOH, BANYAK CAKAP TIDAK SEMESTINYA CERDIK, KERANA KECERDIKAN ITU BUAH FIKIRAN, ORANG CERDIK YANG PENDIAM LEBIH BAIK DARI ORANG BODOH YANG BANYAK CAKAP.

* MENASIHATI ORANG YANG BERSALAH, TIDAK SALAH. YANG SALAH
MEMIKIRKAN KESALAHAN ORANG.

* KALAU ORANG MENGHINA KITA, BUKAN KITA TERHINA, YANG SEBENARNYA ORANG ITU MENGHINA DIRINYA SENDIRI.

GIG !!! Colours of Indie Part 1

11-01-2008 / 15:00 at Colours of Indie Part 1 @ Seremban Parade,
Negeri Sembilan Darul Khusus.





Official: Beckham To Join Milan

Milan vice president Adriano Galliani has confirmed that LA Galaxy and England star David Beckham will join the club in January until the end of the season in a deal that could then become permanent...


"Beckham wants to train and play with Milan," Galliani told Il Corriere Della Sera.

Official: Beckham To Join Milan


"We want him. He will arrive in January and we will sign him for the rest of the season.

"It's not just a shop window deal, it's a great deal. He will be available for Ancellotti for Serie A and the UEFA Cup.

"Football today is not just about tactics and technical abilities. It's about full stadiums and sponsors. No-one can beat the 65,000 fans we had on Sunday.

"The stadiums will only fill up with superstars like Beckham who has asked Milan for hospitality, not another club.

"With him, Kaka and Ronaldinho, it will be a dream team."

The English midfielder is still under contract with LA Galaxy but it seems as if Galliani has concrete ideas already in place in trying to land Beckham on a permanent deal.

Pestabola Merdeka;Malaysia 6 Afghanistan 0

Malaysia temu Myanmar di separuh akhir

Oleh Mohd Fadzrie Hazis
fadzrie@bharian.com.my


PEMAIN Malaysia Hairuddin Omar (kanan), menjaringkan gol keenam menerusi rembatan sekalipun cuba dihalang pemain Afghanistan Bashir Saadar, dalam perlawanan bolasepak Pestabola Merdeka di Stadium Nasional Bukit Jalil, malam tadi. - Foto Hasan Ismail

MALAYSIA mengesahkan kedudukan sebagai juara Kumpulan A Pestabola Merdeka selepas mudah membelasah Afghanistan 6-0 pada perlawanan terakhir peringkat kumpulan yang berlangsung di Stadium Nasional Bukit Jalil, malam tadi.

Skuad negara yang merehatkan sembilan pemain utama tetap memulakan perlawanan dengan garang, apabila Zaquan Adha Abdul Radzak bijak mencuri bola daripada kaki lawan pada minit pertama sebelum melakukan larian solo ke kawasan lawan. Namun rembatannya dari sebelah kiri kawasan Afghanistan sedikit tersasar.

Asakan skuad kebangsaan berterusan selepas itu dan Nizaruddin Yusof sepatutnya membuka tirai jaringan pada minit kedua, apabila hantaran silang Zaquan gagal disekat benteng pelawat tetapi tandukan Nizaruddin berjaya ditepis penjaga gol lawan, Shamsuddin Amiri.


Usaha anak buah B Sathianathan untuk menembusi gawang Afghanistan akhirnya berjaya pada minit ke-20, apabila Nizaruddin bijak melakukan tandukan ke belakang kepada Asahaari Samsuddin yang kemudian melepaskan rembatan kaki kiri untuk gol pembukaan negara dan juga gol pertamanya di pentas antarabangsa.


Gawang Afghanistan terus dirobek barisan serangan negara tiga minit sebelum rehat apabila Nizaruddin yang menerima hantaran Zaquan menggelecek Shamsuddin sebelum mudah menyepak bola ke dalam gawang yang sudah tidak terkawal.

Zaquan yang kerap mengancam benteng pelawat pada babak pertama turut meletakkan namanya selaku penjaring sejurus sebelum rehat apabila bijak menyudahkan hantaran tinggi Khyril Muhymeen Zambari dari sebelah kanan kawasan lawan.

Skuad negara kemudian melebarkan jurang gol kepada 4-0 menerusi jaringan kedua Ashaari (m-65), selepas pemain sayap itu bijak menyempurnakan hantaran silang S Subramaniam dari sebelah kiri kawasan lawan dengan melakukan rembatan separa voli.


Aksi permainan menyerang terus diterjemahkan barisan negara apabila Safee Sali yang dimasukan pada babak kedua menanduk masuk gol kelima pada minit ke-85, selepas menyudahkan hantaran silang Khyril sebelum Hairuddin Omar melengkapkan kemenangan meyakinkan dengan jaringan keenam ketika perlawanan berbaki tiga minit.

Champions League - European Power Rankings

Liverpool remain top of the European Power Rankings ahead of their trip to Atletico Madrid, while Chelsea are closing in on the leaders.

1. (1) Liverpool - 27.50

2=. (2=) Real Madrid - 25.83

2=. (2=) Barcelona - 25.83

4. (6) Chelsea - 22.50

5. (4) Villarreal - 22.14

6=. (5) Atletico Madrid - 21.43

6=. (8) Internazionale - 21.43

8. (7) Anorthosis Famagusta - 20.40

9=. (9=) Arsenal - 20.00

9=. (9=) Manchester United - 20.00

11. (12) Porto - 17.40

12. (13) CFR Cluj - 16.91

13. (14) Bayern Munich - 16.75

14. (11) Juventus - 16.43

15. (16) Sporting Lisbon - 15.60

16. (17) Dynamo Kiev - 15.18

17. (15) Lyon - 15.00

18. (18=) Fiorentina - 14.29

19. (20) Shakhtar Donetsk - 12.95

20. (18=) Roma - 12.50

HOW IT WORKS

Scores are based on points per game in domestic league and Champions League games.

Liverpool bangkit atasi Wigan

Keajaiban bangkit dari ketinggalan 0-2 di tangan City sebelum ini kembali diulangi ke atas Wigan yang mendahului sebanyak dua kali tetapi kemenangan tetap menjadi milik Liverpool.

Bagaimanapun Liverpool yang sinonim dengan kebangkitan mereka pada separuh masa kedua menjadi kenyataan setelah berjaya menyamakan kedudukan pada minit ke -80 sebelum Kuyt memberi kemenangan kepada Liverpool 5 minit selepas itu.

Analisis saingan liga musim ini menunjukkan Liverpool tidak pernah mendahului pada separuh masa pertama dan hanya dua jaringan pernah dihasilkan Liverpool pada separuh masa pertama sepanjang musim ini iaitu ketika bertemu Man United dan Wigan. Kedua – dua jaringan itu turut menunjukkan ianya terhasil setelah pasukan lawan mendahului mereka.

Selain itu, analisis liga turut menunjukkan purata jaringan pertama Liverpool yang terhasil adalah pada minit ke-75 manakala purata jaringan pertama dibolosi adalah pada minit ke – 28. Daripada analisa tersebut terdapat dua persepsi yang boleh dirumuskan iaitu pemain Liverpool memerlukan tekanan untuk bermain dengan lebih baik atau Benitez mempunyai kehebatan membaca corak lawan pada separuh masa pertama.

Malaysia ke separuh akhir

Malaysia terus gah dalam Pesta Bola Merdeka untuk melangkah ke peringkat separuh akhir setelah berjaya mencipta kemenangan kedua dengan membelasah Sierra Leone 4-0. Bagaimanapun jaringan Malaysia hanya bermula pada minit ke – 69 daripada Indra Putra Mahayuddin.

Manakala tiga lagi jaringan Malaysia dijaringkan oleh Safee Sali dan pemain kembar, Aidil Zafuan Radzak serta Zaquan Adha Radzak. Sebelum ini Malaysia turut membelasah Nepal 4-0 bagi terus menerajui Kumpulan A.

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