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Mangkuk Dunia 2010 Update #4

Awfully boring first half. Could you imagine players like Higuain, Tevez, De Maria and Veron played like that? They play for Argentina for God sake! Boring giler! Luckily Messi was there to entertain us, the spectators.

For all Argentina's attacking prowess, they still look a little dodgy at the back. Nigeria could yet spring a shock. Argentina look very dangerous going forward, but also look very dangerous at the back.

Argentina were dangerous on attacking but suck in defending. Their back four were so vulnerable when it comes to counter attack or long ball. If they were facing teams like Spain or Holland they should defend better than this.

Romero was untested in the first half. If I were him I would bring a chair and a newspaper during the second half. Mana la tau boring.

To my fellow Argentinian, this baby will beat the shit out of you !!! hahahahahah.. [dengan gaya Lion King, time Mufasa persembahkan anaknya Simba di khalayak ramai]

Sok sek sok sek sebelum game bermula. Errr..what were you doing there Enyema?

Maradona "Brapo kali den nak koba kek ekau, dapek bola teruih shoot! ekau pokak ko?"
De Maria "Celah mana nak shoot boss, depa tak pass kat aku. Tang mana plak nak shoot"
Veron "We should get our ass out of here Teves, De Maria ngadu plak kat boss"
Tevez "Damn right Veron, kita jalan pelan-pelan, jangan obvious sangat. Meh, pegang tangan aku"

Lu oll ada berani nak buat macam I kat Stadium Paroi ?

Jonas Gutierrez, Sergio Romero, Juan Sebastian Veron, Martin Demichelis, Walter Samuel and Gabriel Heinze, back row from left, and Lionel Messi, Angel Di Maria, Gonzalo Higuain, Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano

Dia tolak macam ni ref...ye lah, macam ni lah. Dia pakai dua-dua tangan tau.


Yakubu "Awat ni..hang nak main ka apa? Main pegang-pegang plak"
Heinze "Eh apo plak, ekau yang pogang den dulu tadi kan?"
Yakubu "Tarak mau aku pegang hang!"
Heinze "Eden pon tak nak pogang ekau lah!"

Aiseyman and woman !! Terlupa plak nak bawak i-Phone, kalo tak leh update status kat FB. Damn!

Front row from left, Victor Obinna, Chinedu Obasi, Taye Taiwo, Nwankwo Kanu, Lukman Haruna, back row from left, goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama, Chidi Odiah, Dickson Etuhu, Danny Shittu, Yakubu Ayegbeni, and Joseph Yobo.

Enyema sempat order "Err.. air bandung satu bang, kurang manis ye. Nanti habis 1st half saya ambik" Have a look at the medical staff, what were they doing? "Ek eleh..kecik je, ingat besar sangat"

Maradona was shouting at Heinze "Woi gol takde orang marking boleh lah!" and guess what Heinze was thinking of? "The hell I care, as long as I score! hahahaha"

All pictures were taken from ESPN Soccernet. Clap-clap.

p/s: Pissed off. Thank God Messi was there. Mark my word, Argentina couldn't make it to the final if they kept playing like this.

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