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The Awesomeness of My Kids

Salam. It might be late to wish you boys and girls on your UPSR's result but I don't care. I left you few years ago when you were still green. This is all I can do.

The first school I taught was Sekolah Kebangsaan Shah Alam at Section 16, Shah Alam. I did my practicum there with my friends, Ems, Fatiha and Alia. Yeah, gua sorang je lelaki since at that time our class don't have enough boys. Gua tak tau kenapa, jangan tanya gua kenapa.


Then after graduated, I apply for substitute teacher. Few days later they called me;

"Wei macha, lu mau kelija tak?"
"Kelija apa beb?"
"Kelija jadi cikgu maaaaa....lu mau ka tak mau?"
"Mesti mau punya maaa...gua jobless sikalang"
"Ok ok, tomolo u datang sini office bawak sigala macam sijil ok?"
"Ok bos!"

Esoknya gua terus datang Pejabat Pendidikan Daerah kat Ampangan. Betul-betul belakang sekolah gua. Oh, dah 5 tahun gua sekolah kat sini baru gua tahu kat belakang ni PPD. Malu gua. Gua terus masuk pejabat dengan memberi salam.

"Saya KeCiK...eh, nama sebenar Mohd ****** Bin *****, akak ada call semalam"
"Owh..jap akak tengok. Mengajar kat Nilai boleh?"
"Adei..tak boleh la kak, takde transport. Ferrari hantar bengkel. Ducati pulak tayar dah takde bunga"
"Ok. Kalau sekolah kat Temiang boleh? Dekat je dengan Seremban"
"Boleh la tu. Sekolah apa kak?"
"Chan Wa High School"

I was like, WTF !? Chan Wa High School? A chinese school? Primary school? I just taught at secondary school for few months and they wanted me to teach at primary school? Layakkah gua?

"Oi, boleh ke tak?"
"Errr...bole la kak"

Yeah. after that I taught at that school for two months. This is the first time I enter a Chinese school. Merasa gua menjadi Lao Shi kat sekolah ni. Gua agak goyang kerana fizikal gua juga lebih kurang sama dengan budak-budak sekolah.

Then after that I moved to my third school, Sek Ren Islam As-Sa'idiyyah. Haha, gua dah jadi Sir kat Shah Alam, then gua jadi Lao Shi kat Chan Wa, this time gua jadi Muallim pulak kat SRIAS. I worked as a Muallim at SRIAS for a year and the longest ever I worked as an educator. 


Gua nak mengambil kesempatan ini untuk wish my kids CONGRATULATIONS on their UPSR.

My kids from 3 Dinamik, SKSA. From left; Atifah, Aini, Aliff Danial and Faisal. 

 Muka-muka champion bersama famili tersayang. Sapa tak bangga anak-anak dapat result flying colours?

 From right; Muhammad Nur Arif, Muhammad Na'im, Imad, Ammar Azizi, Iffah, Balqis Nabilah, Faihaa Arifah, Nurbillah and Nur Nadiah. Owh, Hafni also got 5A's but she's not in the picture.

I am extremely happy to see you kids with the great results. Yang tak dapat result power macam diorang; chill and relek. You still got time. The journey is still far. Lu olls might not get good results in exam but never be a loser. Belajar jadi orang eventhough your academic is not as good as others. Gua dulu pon result takde sepower lu olls tapi sekarang macam ok je. Haha. Dah besar kang dah jadi doktor, peguam, menteri or whatever; jangan lupa kat Sir/Lao Shi/Mualim k! Ada rezeki kita bertepuk tampar lagi.

p/s: I am waiting for my students from Chan Wa. Yesterday was the day when the PMR's results are out. Lemme know your result before I kill you!

2 tukang kipas:

  FaI$aL AnUaR

January 3, 2011 at 6:22 PM

muallim...npe sket sngt plajar srias 5a....sbnarnyer bpe org??

  KeCiK

January 3, 2011 at 8:33 PM

Total yang dapat 5A adalah 10 orang. Ok la tu fesal, muallim dulu takde A langsung. Haha...

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