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The Awesomeness of Kuala Lumpur International Motor Show 2010


"KLIMS is an iconic event in Malaysia, acclaimed for the attention it garnered along with the record breaking number of visitors.

It is undeniably the most accomplished platform to showcase state-of-the-art automotive engineering and innovations, from concept cars, super cars, hybrid cars to all the ranges of car accessories and car care solutions.

This is the most effective market reach route to woo your target customers, conduct your branding campaigns and gather market feedbacks."


taken from KLIMS10.com


Yeah right. Honestly, I'm not a big fan of cars. You know why? I DON'T HAVE A CAR. The only CAR that I had was 10 years ago when I bought Cannonball. Since it was made from a brand TAMIYA, surely it is expensive. It cost me nearly RM30. 1/4 duit raya gua habis kat benda alah ni.


Let's go straight to the topic before I end up now where. Last week on Monday, we brothers, the sons of Zubir and our buddy, Apiz went to PWTC. My brother parked his car at Bandar Tasik Selatan and we took a train straight to PWTC train station. Easy, tak payah pening-pening cari parking.

I'm not gonna bla bla bla about this motorshow since I don't have the right knowledge about car. I know nothing about cars. Antara benda-benda yang gua tahu pasal kereta hanyalah check angin tayar, air, minyak hitam, bukak hud depan dan bukak bonet belakang. That's all. Itu pon berkat pengalaman gua bekerja di stesen pam minyak jenama kerang selama beberapa bulan setelah tamat SPM. Orang lain habis SPM terus further study, gua? Yeah, I spent a whole year working before I continue my study. Sah-sah gua bangang masa sekolah dulu.

Here are the pictures that I snapped using my-own-brand-less-cheap-digital-camera. Some of the pictures were also taken from my buddy, Apis since he bought his DSLR Camera. Pergh.



 I could buy six Boon Siew Honda EX5 with this price. Gila.

 Honda Insight.

 Bumble Bee. Exactly the same. Lama gak gua mengadap tapi tak dengar pon dia cakap.

 Kereta sewa gua, Chevrolet Camaro.

 Mr.Camaro from the front.

 Mr.Camaro from the back. Bontot gedabak.

 Pergh. Custom-made sport rim with Autobot logo. Pergh lagi sekali.

 Covering their thing. Tanggungjawab gua kepada masyarakat.

 I'm not sure what model is this. It reminds me of one thing, the bike that Bulma used to search dragon balls.

 One of the Ferrari's at the motor show. Kinda frustrated to see only two of them. Satu merah, satu hitam. 

 Aprillia RSV4. Gua jual rumah pon tak tentu gua mampu pakai menatang nih.

 Kalau ada kunci dah lama gua rembat Aprillia nih.

 Honda Civic kaler merah.

 Honda CR-Z Silver.

 Honda Insight. Gua dengar yang ni harga dia half price je.

 Gua teringat masa gua terbabit dalam set pengambaran Fast Furious Tokyo Drift. Those days huh...

 My favourite. Jebat. Rebellious dan anggun.

 Pilihan mak gua. Arabian chick from nowhere.

 Lotus Exige from above.

 Lotus Exige from the front.

 Dashboard sebijik macam dalam kereta proton saga abah gua. Just stereng je lain, yang lain sama.

 Old skool yo!!! I wish I can see this car jumpin' and jumpin'

 Peugeot sesat. Kereta jiran gua, selalu pakai buat pergi Kompleks Belia dan Sukan Paroi untuk joging pagi-pagi.

Proton Emas. "Errr..I can't see any emas there sir...sir? sir? woi pegi mana !!??"

My choice. She is red. The car is also in red. I don't know what model it is and I don't care.

I was wondering all over this place searching for my brother then suddenly;

"Hey there! You with the Heath-Ledger-look"
"Me?"
"Yeah you, come here"

Gua risau jugak kot-kot dia cuba molest gua di khalayak ramai ni.

"Relek lah. Sorang je?" said her.
"Pergh, you can speak Malay?" jawab gua dengan nada terkejut.
"Iyolah, apo lak susah sangat. Sonang gilo. Den dari kocik leh cakap Melayu"
"Wtf! You can speak in Nogori too!"
"Kinda lonely here, mind if spend your time with me, chit-chatting a little bit?"
"Sorry dear, I'm searching for my brother, he will kill me if I stay with you longer than this"
"Ok, fine then. Then can I have a picture with you?"
"Yeah, no problem" jawab gua ringkas.

Selesai bergambar dia nak kiss gua tapi gua tak bagi, gua bagi alasan haram tapi dia tak faham.


As you all might know, the biggest shows for this event are the bumble bee and the bat mobile. You guys just saw I posted few pictures on Camaro and the bumble bee itself. Why didn't I mentioned about the awesomeness of bat mobile? Have a look at this picture.

  
This is the lamest car for the motor show. Sampah. Trash. Cheap. Gua rasa ditipu hidup-hidup. Gua yang sedang meningkat usia ni pon dah rasa pissed off. Gua tak dapat bayangkan rasa kecewa kanak-kanak kecil yang mendambakan kereta bot mobile yang sebenar. Even the batman was in 'manila-card-pose'. If you guys want to have picture with Bumble Bee, you need to pay around RM15. I saw a long queue just to have picture with it. As for this bat-mobile a.k.a junk, no one would queue to have a picture with it.

Gua tak ada apa nak komen pasal motorshow. Just like I mentioned earlier, I know nothing about cars. I just thought that this event was exploiting and manipulating the awesomeness of women appearance. Sexy looking, tight outfit and horny looking. What was that? Are they selling cars or selling women? Effective way of marketing. Ceh.

 No matter where you are, solat is a must. Besar dan selesa. Nice.

p/s: I already brought four tickets for tomorrow's semi final of AFF Suzuki Cup. Tiket dah ada, baju kebangsaan yang adik gua order belum sampai lagi. Ffffuuuuuuuuu.....

3 tukang kipas:

  humbleyat

December 18, 2010 at 10:30 PM

wah..beznya dpt tgok kete..camaro yg best tu:-)
honda insight pun not bad...
berangan r kejap...he2

  KeCiK

December 19, 2010 at 4:21 AM

Tu la kak, tiap kali tengok keta-keta kat situ mesti...

"Oh...I wish..."
"Kalau lah..."
"What if..."

:)

  Im1989

October 31, 2012 at 7:53 AM

kete tamiya cannonball ade ag x bro?

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