He was a Red, now he is a Blue.

Ah, it's been a while since the last time I rant about football especially Liverpool. Forget about our previous performances and straight to the transfers. Everyone seems to forget that Babel left Liverpool for Hoffenheim, Citizen bought Dzeko for 35m pound from Wolfsburg, Nagatomo and Pazzini to Inter Milan, Ryo Miyaichi to Arsenal, Darren Bent to Aston Villa, Adebayor to Real Madrid and Hairuddin Omar went back to Negeri Sembilan.

Why? Timkai? Why they all buat-buat forget?

"Torres sealed his record-breaking-move to Chelsea for a reported £50million from Liverpool"

Now that is what I called OMG. I just can't believe this lad requested a move to our modern rival. Personally I think it is fine for him to find another club to win trophies but why Chelsea? Never mind then. I'm against favoritism so I guess 'gua tak kisah pon lu keluar tapi cara lu keluar buat gua rasa pissed off'. What made me angered was his statement right after joining this so-called-konpem-dapat-trophy-sebarang-dua club.
Torres "It's the kind of team I like to play against. It's the kind of team I want to play for''

KeCiK "My ass lah"

Torres "This is the target for every footballer - to try to play for one of the top clubs in the world and I can do it now. I have to be very, very happy as I am"

KeCiK "Dude, you can never imagine how happy you will be"

Torres "Obviously Drogba is the best striker in the world by far. It's a big responsibility for me to play alongside them because the level they have is so high"

KeCiK "Excuse me mate, Drogba?"

Torres "I am so happy and so proud to be here, finally, after these tough days. At the of the day I can say I'm a Chelsea player and I'm very, very happy"

KeCiK "Happy happy bla bla bla...."

Torres "It has been two, three, four very, very hard days for me especially for everything I have leaving Liverpool but I can say I'm a Chelsea player. I'm really happy and I'm sure I'm doing one of the biggest steps forward in my career, joining a club like Chelsea"

KeCiK "Ok, I am sick of your so-called-happy"

Enuff with my rants and ravings. How about others?

I don't have any jersey with your name mate, lucky. If I have one surely I'll give it to my Chelsea buddy as a birthday present.

But hey! We got few new signings, they are Andy Carroll and Luis Suarez. We bought these lads for the sake of improving our performance. We bought Suarez for up to 26M from Ajaz and Carroll for 35M from Newcastle. Hey, not bad lah!

 Gua harap lepas ni Suarez main pakai kaki instead of his own hand, please believe on Reina mate.

 Iqbal, our first-team doctor "Err...badan lu keras lah. I like taw"
Suarez "Please don't molest me mate, I haven't played yet for the club. Gua suci macam Son Goku tau"

King Kenny with his new signing, Luis Suarez

 Iqbal "Ok kali ni gua nak ajar cara untuk release stress kat atas padang, even if you are playing for real"
Carroll "Oh, kat training centre Newcastle tak ada pon buat macam ni"

 Meh sini gua tilik nasib lu.

King Kenny welcomed his other signing, Andy Carroll.

 The premier league stats. Torres vs Carroll.

As a football fan, I do wish Torres a good luck for his career but as a Liverpool fan, you can kiss my ass. Carragher and Skrtel shall break you into pieces and let you rot on the bench. As for Carroll and Suarez, good luck mate. YNWA. You play for your club with your heart and you'll get every drop of support from us.

p/s: Anfiled jauh bona ghaso eh, takpo. Malam ni kito lepak kek Paroi nengok Nismilan lawan T-Team yo. Hobin Jang Hobin!

5 tukang kipas:


February 1, 2011 at 7:55 PM

chelsea memang kelab-boleh-dapat-sebarang-dua-piala mate . keh keh keh

Tengok la sebulan dua ni macamana , bukan boleh harap sangat pun Torres ni , Chelsea dah la stail keras main .

  cik hani

February 1, 2011 at 11:43 PM

nisimila monang yo malam ni..hahaha.yes!

ape2 pun tuk torres, selamat berjuang untuk the blues. jangan jadi pemain simpanan sudah.hahaha.

Tuk liverpool, YNWA. menang dan terus menang ye lepas ni.


February 4, 2011 at 10:58 AM

Papai Torres! welcoming our new players! Hope boleh bagi impak maximum sket.. hihi

Love Luis Suarez and Andy Carroll..!

Tak sbar nak tgk game Ahad nie... hoho ;) YNWA!

  Selipar Putus

February 8, 2011 at 1:54 AM

t0rres pakwe lame aku 0uh.. haha
weii lame tak jenguk lu..
makin encem lak bl0g lu skunk eyh.. kikiki


February 21, 2011 at 10:07 PM

jack@ hoi takkan 50m punya lad pakai sampai minit ke 70 je?

cikhani@ yeah. YNWA to us, to u and to the Redsmen!

ina@ chill, Suarez main cun. Now curiously waiting for Andy C. YNWA

Nenek_Slipar@ah sume lu nak angkat. farid kamil pon lu kata pakwe lu. wei ko skrg makin kuat merepek. jgn lupa makan ubat.

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