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He was a RED. Now he's not.

Mascherano has signed a four-year deal with the Blaugrana.

He played for La Banda Roja, he played for Bando de Loucos, he played for The Hammers, he played for The Reds and now he will play for The Blaugrana. What are those names? Go for Google, don't ask me. Here's the summary if you are lazy enough to do the google-thing.

River Plate (2003-2005)
Corinthians (2005-2006)
West Ham (2006-2007)

LIVERPOOL (2007-2010)
Barca Bodoh Bangang (2010- ???)

Muda mudi bersama Pinggan Sungai. I mean River Plate.

Gangguan seksual di atas padang. He's with Corinthians at that time.

Skipper for Maradona's babies.

Signed with Hammers bersama kembar tersayang.

Gua baru nak baring kejap lu oll dah bocor.

He was a Hammer before.

These two figures aren't Kopities now.

His last appearance for the Reds.

I do remember he chased Diaby like he's gonna break that fella's leg.

Baru lepas buat projek dengan Eboue. What? Eboue? Ok lah, it's better than Sagna.

Gaya santai Lil Chief yang nyata exhausted.

Thanks for all your work. I do appreciate it.

"Lu muka macam mamat Lombok lah. Meh sini IC"
"Betul bro, IC gua tertinggal kat rumah"
"Tarak tarak, sembang kat balai"

Gaya chumel Masch bermain salji di Bukit Cherakah, Shah Alam.

Hey peeps, now I'm Catalan.

Sempoi tak?
Abah lu sempoi, sape nak command midfield?
Lucas? Hell no.

Seriously, he looks awful in that shirt. Macam gay.

GTG Redsmen, gua nak main La Liga. Kat sini ada trofi World Cup, tiap-tiap hari gua boleh pegang dan tengok.

p/s: Fak U Barca, you already signed Adriano and Villa, now you steal our Masch.

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