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Wishlist 2011

A-hah, it's already 11th January. I think the date suits enough for me on exposing my wishlist for 2011. Gua rasa tarikh ni tak se-mistik nombornya, 11.1.11. Se-pengalaman hidup selama hampir 25 tahun gua tak pernah dapat nombor satu dalam apa jua bidang dari pelbagai aspek. Dari segi akademik, sukan mahupun pertandingan mewarna, gua tak pernah dapat nombor champion ni. Gua tak kisah sangat sebab gua bukan perfectionist. Sebab tu dalam pertandingan jogathon sekolah gua dapat nombor tiga gua tak kisah. Sebab tu gua dapat nombor dua puluh tujuh masa gua darjah enam gua tak kisah. Sebab tu team gua, Liverpool sekarang di tangga ke-12 dalam liga gua masih chill dan tenang. Kahkahkah.

Some of you idiots might be thinking of having Pamela Anderson as their kakak angkat
Some of you idiots might be thinking of having a bloody-cool girlpren or boypren.
Some of you idiots might be thinking of having a DSLR camera.
Some of you idiots might be wishing for getting fuken-rich or extremely wealthy.
Some of you idiots might be wishing for losing weight.
Some of you idiots might be wishing for a peaceful world.

Ok idiots, this is my wishlist for this year.


Pak Cik Roy has just been sacked and replaced by our ex-gaffer, Kenny Dalglish. As for this season, gua sedaya upaya memekakkan telinga dan menguatkan tahap ketabahan gua kerana team gua sekarang sudah menjadi bahan kutukan dan juga laughing stock. Gua masih lagi optimis yang Liverpool akan kembali mengganas just like those days. The reality is we are merely pickup three points at Anfield. Anfield is supposed to be a tough fortress.

Gua tak nak banyak songeh. Gua tak harap Messi mahupun Marco Van Basten join Liverpool. Gua tak harap sangat Liverpool gua menang semua trophy mahupun World Cup. Gua tak harap sangat Liverpool gua menang semua 38 matches. The only thing that I want is Liverpool in ITS LIVERPOOL's form. Playing with passion. Playing with spirit. Playing as Redsmen. YNWA.   


You idiots might find this is the weirdest wishlist by including a Clone Trooper helmet in my wishlist. Oh, I forgot to mention that this is my wishlist, not your father's wishlist.

Why Clone Trooper? Why not Ultraman?

I've been wandering all over places, the only 'cool' helmet for now that I found is Clone Trooper. Believe me, if I found an Ultraman's helmet for sure I'll bought it. Just name the price. Tapi agak-agak lah, if it's cost me nearly one million gua rasa lagi elok gua beli rumah ataupun hantar parent gua pergi menunaikan haji untuk beberapa kali. Gua nekad, masuk je duit scholarship SLTP gua akan rembat satu dan letak atas kabinet gua. Wakakaka! Ah, satu lagi, helmet Iron Man FTW!


WTF who is Furniture ? The first and only time I saw them performing LiVE was few years ago during Rock The World 5. Personally I think that edition is the best ever Rock The World I attended. Ok, back to the question, who is Furniture?

They are an independent rock band from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Being independent means they do not have a team of label people who write nice biographies for them.They've written and read enough band bios to realise there are way too many big adjectives and marketing bullshit that goes into writing a bio.

Let's try one without blowing their own metaphorical trumpet (real trumpets are fine).


Their sophomore album is They Made Me Out Of Dreams You've Forgotten. In it are songs written over a span of 5 years. Songs about hope, hopelessness, being stuck, coming unstuck, and the end of the world. Theyre surprised as anyone that it ever got finished, and they're glad it's finally here to share.

If you like their music, the best thing you could do for them, almost even better than giving them money, is to tell all your friends about them. Last album I bought is Great Battle by Seven Collar T-Shirt. Penat gua merayau satu Seremban, not even a single music shop sells this album. Gua teringat pesan buddy gua, "Woi, lu try usha 7E" and I managed to get it at that 24/7 shop. It is an awesome album. Gua rasa belum ada lagi local act yang buat English album as superb as them. Butterfingers is also one of them. Local act FTW yo!

These days I find it difficult to find a good movie just like old days. Gua macam biasa, kekal optimis sambil mengharap masih ada lagi movie yang mampu buat gua terkesima for couple of hours. In 2011, I do wish that these three movies could 'wake' me up from my sleep. Gua harap tak ada lagi movie-movie yang gua sangka super duper bertukar menjadi sampah seperti filem The Last Airbender dan Clash of Titans. Sumpah sampah dua cerita ni!

Gua harap these movies will not making me saying "Celaka punya movie! Bosan sial!"


The Hobbit, I am a huge fan of Tolkien's masterpiece. In fact, gua rasa LOTR is still the best movie ever. Next, The Avengers. The Avengers are a team of superheroes. Labeled "Earth's Mightiest Heroes", the Avengers originally consisted of Ant-Man, Wasp, Thor, Iron Man, and The Hulk. The original Captain America was discovered by the team, trapped in suspended animation, and joined the group when they revived him. The team is famous for its battle cry "Avengers Assemble!" The team has featured humans, mutants, robots, gods, aliens, supernatural beings, and even former villains. Last but not least, Battle of Los Angeles, also known as World Invasion: Battle LA outside the U.S. is an upcoming 2011 science fiction film directed by Jonathan Liebesman, and starring Aaron Eckhart, Michelle Rodriguez, Michael Pena, Ne-Yo, and Bridget Moynahan. The film premise is inspired by the 1942 Battle of Los Angeles incident (sometimes called the "Great Los Angeles Air Raid of 1942") in which a presumed enemy attack, later deemed a "false alarm," led to an hour-long anti-aircraft artillery bombardment over the city of Los Angeles. The film is set in modern day Los Angeles and follows a platoon of Marines and Airmen during a global alien invasion.


I already bought Slam Dunk Season I last year and I completely finish watching it for several times. Itu belum lagi gua mention pasal Manga dia. Beratus kali gua khatam manga Slam Dunk. So gua rasa dunia Slam Dunk gua akan complete bila gua dapat rembat DVD Slam Dunk Season II.
 
p/s: Wishlist atas ni hanya nafsu serakah gua. I just wish that I'll have a happy life.

2 tukang kipas:

  Pert Doherty

January 14, 2011 at 12:52 PM

cibai lu byk sgt..

gua rasa gua pun ada wishlist la..
(sibuk nk hywat gak)
kakakaka

  KeCiK

January 14, 2011 at 10:43 PM

Cilaka lu Pert.

Ok la ni, wishlist gua tak banyak mana pon.

Gua tau lu juga impikan benda yang sama macam gua. Kita kan Redsmen.

Haha.

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