Mespes story #2 - User yang tipikal

She/He has 87,479+ friends on her/his account, and 90% of them are desperate men/women.

"thanks for the add!"

"Hit me back!" 

"Comment my new pic!"

"Omg! new pix! new pix! new pix! plz comment!"

They have this tendency to take picture of themselves. Here are their regular pose.
-mata terbeliak sambil gigit bibir. sure cute, especially girls. laki tengok muka jgk, kalo muka macan Lotter AF mesti bole pergi jauh.
-buat-buat tak pandang lens so that people will think others took the picture. Bro, tengok angle dah tau lah.
-Pegang teddybear. Pegang baby. Indirectly ke-cute-an that teddybear and the baby could act as the driving force of their picture. Takde teddybear? baby? bantal pon jadi lah.
-Ambik gambar depan cermin. Cermin toilet pon jadi lah. Kadang-kadang ambik sorang2. Kadang-kadang ambik ramai2, sorang pegang kamera then snap.
-Tangkap gambar kaki (teringat aku masa nak main galah panjang, nak bahagi team kena kira kaki)
-Tangkap gambar tangan, buat V sign, kumpul ramai then nmpk macam bintang.

*I have an artificial mespes account. To make it specific, I am a 'girl' in as in that account. Here's what I encounter everytime I log in.

Joe: wt pew u ckunk dh mum kew lum? u umo brp?
Lis:  done. im 26 (saja letak tua sikit, nak tgk tahap desperate mamat nih)
Joe: owhhhh. u dok mne?
Lis: shah alam, section 13
Joe: ok. mlm nie dyg jmpe u. u bg la no fon u (wadda? asking for fon no?)
Lis: fon? wat for?
Joe: nk cll la.
Lis: impossible. i wont giv fon no to stranger
Joe: npe plak? x fhm la u. u terus terang jew.
Lis: stranger = orang asing/tak kenal. got it?
Joe: awk x pyh speking ok awk kn org malay
Lis: so the fact is; if im a malay I cant speak in English?
Joe: mls la nk layan

Amek kau. Gua baru intro lu dah back-off. Gila desperate lu bro.

 

Agak-agak lu ramai tak aweks comment pic nih?

U dun worry lah. sure they comment. jgn lupa buat pose yang aku ajar.

Ok2. tak sabar aku nak upload nih.

Haha. aku pon.

p/s: Everytime I log into my 'artificial' mespes account, there's always these friend requests. Check out my latest friends, 1080 in a YEAR. My original account is just around 200+ and it's been 3 years.

You might like to read this crap, Mespes story #1 - Status of The Day 

Baru nak tekan shutdown teringat plak assignments

Wish my lecturer can accept this kind of reason. I am too-dem-lazy to start on a single assingment. Gila malas. 300 words = 1 page. 5000 words? Banyak bai, mana nak cari.

p/s: Ok KeCiK, chill. Turn off your brain, go to sleep. Besok baru decide nak buat ke tak.

Europa League Group Stage; Liverpool 4 - 1 Steaua Bucuresti

Interesting line-up, three youngsters; Kelly, Spearing and Ngog. We still have the likes of Jonjo, Pacheco and Eccleston on the bench. Oh, I forgot to mention Lucas.
Early goal. Lucky sungguh. Baru nak bancuh air.
Sloppy defending. Spearing tergolek and Kyrgiakos was too slow.
We relied too much on Joe Cole. No spark of creativity. Yang lain buat apa?
Babel and Ngog, what were you doing? First touch sungguh awful.

Konchesky's free kick was no where near the goal post. Dreadful.
Nothing spectacular from Spearing and Raul in term of offensive and attacking. Ada la satu-dua through pass.

I just noticed Reina is the skipper after 20 minutes watching that match.

Inexperienced Kelly, muka macam gabra. Chill lah.
No one to support when we were attacking.
Come on Pak Cik Roy, do something !

p/s for the first half: Ada can tengok Pacheco main.

Eh, started already. Baru nak tukar status FB.
Rasa tak sedap hati melihat Lucas berlari-lari anak di tepi padang.
A good start for the second half. Well don Soto, thanks for your foward run.
Ngog scored and boost his confidence. Better performance from this lad. Macam ni lah.
Awful Babel. Pak Cik Roy should replace him with me. No way, in your dream KeCiK.

Hardworking Spearing. It's like watching a toyol with wearing something running on the field.
Half of the Reds players are baldies; Konchesky, Spearing, Joe Cole, Ngog, Babel and Reina.
Reina should bring a chair, read newspaper and drink some coffee.
There he goes, Lucas in, Babel out.
OMG, Lucas scored a wonderful goal. I take back what I said about him. Hands off. That was awesome.

Ilie Dumitrescu, Steaua's gaffer was cool (or clueless). Minum air. Senyum. Minum air lagi. Senyum lagi.
YaY, there goes our youngsters, Pacheco and Eccleston. Melepas nak tengok Jonjo main.
Ngog scored his first brace for this season. Well done. This is AnNgog.
The results, 4-1. Now I can sleep peacefully.

Influential players: Joe Cole and Jay Spearing.
Nothing-to-do player: Pepe Reina.
Worst performer: Ryan Babel
Best commentator: KeCiK

p/s: It's been two weeks. I haven't started yet on my assignments. KeCiK, please wake up.

I rap it up with Lucas's celebration. This is rare, you cant see him as enjoy as this so often. Reminds me of my man, Luis Garcia. Enjoy Lucas, enjoy.

Selamat Hari Raya ke LAPAN

I've been wandering all around the globe. Bored and got nothing to do. As usual, I did some effort-less belog-walking. Eh, I ter-belog-walking at this blog, Johan230184 . Guess what I found? a cover Raya song by Zee Avi. Personally I think that this is better than 'Indie' raya songs. Thanks Zee Avi. You just made my day.

I was bloody-bored-tahap-dewataraya, waiting for my team playing against Steaua Bucuresti. Dem, Silva scored his first goal. Ayam la plak Salzburg nih. Whatever. Apart from that, I still have plenty of assignments to do, fakap shyt. Give me 5 minutes, I'll decide. To do or not to do.

p/s: Suasana di Hari Raya by Anuar & Ellina is still my favourite. Classic siut.

Malaysian Cup; Kelantan 0 Negeri Sembilan 1

GameCard Piala Malaysia 2010: Edisi 14-09-2010.
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Alhamdulillah syukur kepada Allah, kita menang dalam perlawanan pembukaan.
Kesebelasan utama: 14 Sep: KEL 0 - 1 NSE

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Sani Anuar (PG), Tengku Qayyum Ubaidillah, Kunalan, Mohd Aidil Zafuan, Shahurain, Mohd Shukor, Qhairul Anwar, Idris, Norizam, Abdul Halim, Rezal Zambery (KP)

Pertukaran pemain
1. Norizam >keluar> Rajesh <
2. Shahurain >keluar> Hong Aik <

Penjaring gol1. 75' Abdul Halim (Penalti)

Kad Kuning
1. Rajesh
2. Sani Anuar

Dikemaskini pada 14 September 2010 jam 23:48.

credit Fai Lima

 I text my buddy from Tanah Merah, he's my rival since he supports Kelantan and Mengchester United.

"Ekau jangan baka stadium lak, xdo guno baka stadium sendiri poit"

and he replied

"Aku tak bakar stadium, aku bakar player n9. Stok mercun ada lagi ni. Ref tu pon bengong gi bagi penalti"

Sori dude, we are the winners. Haha, no offense. Take note, this conversation between these two buddies are created to stimulate fun. Macam biasa.

NEXT !!!

 All pictures and info were taken from n9futbol Facebook. Tengkiu many-many!

p/s: Meh ghayo kek stadium TAR jemaat nih!