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The Awesomeness of My Kids

Salam. It might be late to wish you boys and girls on your UPSR's result but I don't care. I left you few years ago when you were still green. This is all I can do.

The first school I taught was Sekolah Kebangsaan Shah Alam at Section 16, Shah Alam. I did my practicum there with my friends, Ems, Fatiha and Alia. Yeah, gua sorang je lelaki since at that time our class don't have enough boys. Gua tak tau kenapa, jangan tanya gua kenapa.


Then after graduated, I apply for substitute teacher. Few days later they called me;

"Wei macha, lu mau kelija tak?"
"Kelija apa beb?"
"Kelija jadi cikgu maaaaa....lu mau ka tak mau?"
"Mesti mau punya maaa...gua jobless sikalang"
"Ok ok, tomolo u datang sini office bawak sigala macam sijil ok?"
"Ok bos!"

Esoknya gua terus datang Pejabat Pendidikan Daerah kat Ampangan. Betul-betul belakang sekolah gua. Oh, dah 5 tahun gua sekolah kat sini baru gua tahu kat belakang ni PPD. Malu gua. Gua terus masuk pejabat dengan memberi salam.

"Saya KeCiK...eh, nama sebenar Mohd ****** Bin *****, akak ada call semalam"
"Owh..jap akak tengok. Mengajar kat Nilai boleh?"
"Adei..tak boleh la kak, takde transport. Ferrari hantar bengkel. Ducati pulak tayar dah takde bunga"
"Ok. Kalau sekolah kat Temiang boleh? Dekat je dengan Seremban"
"Boleh la tu. Sekolah apa kak?"
"Chan Wa High School"

I was like, WTF !? Chan Wa High School? A chinese school? Primary school? I just taught at secondary school for few months and they wanted me to teach at primary school? Layakkah gua?

"Oi, boleh ke tak?"
"Errr...bole la kak"

Yeah. after that I taught at that school for two months. This is the first time I enter a Chinese school. Merasa gua menjadi Lao Shi kat sekolah ni. Gua agak goyang kerana fizikal gua juga lebih kurang sama dengan budak-budak sekolah.

Then after that I moved to my third school, Sek Ren Islam As-Sa'idiyyah. Haha, gua dah jadi Sir kat Shah Alam, then gua jadi Lao Shi kat Chan Wa, this time gua jadi Muallim pulak kat SRIAS. I worked as a Muallim at SRIAS for a year and the longest ever I worked as an educator. 


Gua nak mengambil kesempatan ini untuk wish my kids CONGRATULATIONS on their UPSR.

My kids from 3 Dinamik, SKSA. From left; Atifah, Aini, Aliff Danial and Faisal. 

 Muka-muka champion bersama famili tersayang. Sapa tak bangga anak-anak dapat result flying colours?

 From right; Muhammad Nur Arif, Muhammad Na'im, Imad, Ammar Azizi, Iffah, Balqis Nabilah, Faihaa Arifah, Nurbillah and Nur Nadiah. Owh, Hafni also got 5A's but she's not in the picture.

I am extremely happy to see you kids with the great results. Yang tak dapat result power macam diorang; chill and relek. You still got time. The journey is still far. Lu olls might not get good results in exam but never be a loser. Belajar jadi orang eventhough your academic is not as good as others. Gua dulu pon result takde sepower lu olls tapi sekarang macam ok je. Haha. Dah besar kang dah jadi doktor, peguam, menteri or whatever; jangan lupa kat Sir/Lao Shi/Mualim k! Ada rezeki kita bertepuk tampar lagi.

p/s: I am waiting for my students from Chan Wa. Yesterday was the day when the PMR's results are out. Lemme know your result before I kill you!

Sambutan Hari Raya SRIAS 2010

Afiq "Muallim, apsal hari tu tak datang sekolah?"
KeCiK "Datang sekolah? muallim kan dah 24, buat apa datang sekolah?"
Afiq "Orang tanya betul-betul ni muallim...kan ada buat sambutan hari raya kat sekolah"
KeCiK "Owh, sori Fiq. Muallim dah ada kat Tanjung Malim lah"
Afiq "Ek eleh, hari tu kata nak datang"

Sori kids. I wish I was there with you. Would love to watch you kids performing nasyid, eating kuih raya together and helping you on drawing Hari Raya card. Kalau Muallim ada kapal terbang dah lama Muallim fly terus gi sekolah. Lesen kereta pon tak ada inikan nak menerbangkan sebuah kapal terbang. Next time bebeh, InsyaAllah.

Here are the photos taken from one of the Muallim at SRIAS. Check out his blog; Suara Anak Pejuang.





Syawal is still around and I think there's nothing wrong to wish SELAMAT HARI RAYA !!! Kim salam kat Muallim-muallim and Muallimah-muallimah kat skolah !!! Jangan lupa main bola time waktu terluang dan jangan merempit !!!

 Sambutan Hari Raya few years ago. Gua memang krazee bila jumpa budak-budak. Raket diorang pon gua rembat. From left at the back, KeCiK himself, Muallim Saiful, Muallim Nik, Muallim Zuki, Muallim Syafiq. From left in front, Abg Din, Muallim Farhan, Muallim Ehsan and Muallim Rahmat (a Gunners fan) and lastly, Muallim Arif on the right (die hard fan of Red Warrior a.k.a Kelantan FA).

p/s: Mualim nak mintak maaf kat Axla sebab rotan tangan anta sampai pembaris terbelah dua. Jangan bagitau ibu ok. Selamat Hari Raya. Jangan sesekali merempit.



Good luck on your UPSR Part II

4 Al-Ghafiqi 2008 (Sek Ren Islam As-Saidiyyah)

 
Ahmad Hariz Bin Mohd. Hatta
Ahmad Nafis Bin Ibrahim
Aimi Syamimi  Binti  Azman
Ainul Mawaddah Binti Azmi
Ammar Azizi Bin Hasri
Arif Rusyaidi Bin Asdollah
Balqis Nabilah Binti Mohd. Salimin
Farzana Binti Omar
 'Iffah An-Nisa Binti Azhar
Mohamad Adry Aswad
Mohd. Aiman Izzuddin Bin Mohd. Johari
Mohd. Shahrizal Bin Jamaludin
Muhammad Aizat Bin  Idris
Muhammad Nur Arif Bin Ishak
Muhammad Syahmi Aiman Bin Emeran
Muhd. Akmal Qayyum Bin Mohd. Nazri
Muhd. Syahmi Bin  Hamidee
Nur Billah  Binti  Azaman
Nur Farah Adilah Binti Tuan Yahaya
Nur Nadiah Binti  Mohd. Zaki
Nurul Mufidah Binti Ghazali
Puteri Ellfie Natrah Binti Zainal Abidin
Raja Muhammad Ghazi Bin Raja Mahfuzi
Syaqirah Binti  Mohd. Yusof
Syazwan Imran Bin  Idris
Ummu Nusrah Binti Ahmad Fadzly
Zatussyifaa Binti Mohd. Nasaruddin

4 Ar-Razi 2008 (Sek Ren Islam As-Saidiyyah)


Abang Muhd. Hafizuddin Bin Kamaruddin
Abdul Muhaimin Bin Mohd. Roslan
Abdullah Fansuri Bin Roshidi
Ahmad Mustaqeem Bin Ahmad Munawir
Ahmad Shafie Bin  Razali
Eszarien Nur Iman Bin Husin
Faiha Arifah  Binti  Md Amir
Hafni Pohan  Binti  Aslan Pohan
Jafni 'Amirah Binti Rosli
Mohammad Axlauddin Bin Sofien
Mohd. Izzul Aiman Bin Mustapha
Muhamad Naim Bin Saidan
Muhammad Afiq Bin Daud
Muhammad Musa Bin Mohd. Amir
Muqawwam  Bin Abdul Rahman
Nor Syazana Aliyah Binti Norhanizam
Nur Alifa Ilyana Binti Abdullah
Nur Rizwana Sahira Binti Roslan
Nurhusna Binti Zulkifli
Nurul Hidayah Binti Mohd Ibrahim
Nurul Islah Binti Mohd. Shah
Rabiatul Adawiyah Binti Jaafar
Rahmat Bin Hj. Abd. Latip
Raudhah Binti Hj. Abd. Latip
Sofea Areenah Binti Azharan
Sujiyani Binti Hamdan
Wan Muhammad Afiq Bin Wan Azmi

3 Dinamik 2007 (Sek Keb Shah Alam)


Check out gua punya hand-writing. No wonder these kids always complaining 'Sir..tak payah tulis lah, cakap je. Senang paham.' Direct hit beb, adoi.

These kids have the tendency to show the V sign while taking picture. Snap than there goes all type of hand signs. Malaysia aman damai, kan baik begini?

Syafiq (1st from the right) was the class monitor. He smiles in this picture. Apart from that, he cries more than you could imagine.

I was your Muallim and I was your Sir. As for that, thanks for giving me the chance to be your Muallim and Sir. Thanks for the best, the worst and everything. Thank you SRIAS. Thank you SKSA. Jawab exam paper betul-betul. Baca Bismillah+selawat sebelum bukak exam paper. Jawab semua soalan. Jangan biar tempat kosong. Jangan meniru. Dah siap baru boleh tido. Habis exam main lah puas-puas.

p/s: Seriously, I'm dying to see you all. You kids taught me something special. NEVER grow up. I pray for your success. Belajar rajin-rajin. Jangan lupa main bola petang-petang dan jangan merempit.

Ex 2 Damai 2008 Chan Wa High School


Chang Soon An -Chen Kok Jun -Ching Ka Woon -Clement Lou Yung Wai -Gan Soon Fatt -Goh Yau Lim -Ho Jun Yong -Hoe Weng Kit -Hon Yee Yau -Lee Wai Seng -Leong Weng Hong -Leong You Rong -Lim Chee Leong -Loh Xiong Lim -Loo Zheng Hunn -Ng Kang Chun -Ong Yu Hao -Tan Jin Hwa -Wong Chan Hao -Wong Kar Yi -Yeong Chee Ming -Chan Ai Wee -Cheng Yee Ling -Chew Hui Yee -Chew Xiu Yin -Chew Ya Wen -Chong Yee Wen -Gee Hui Han -Janice Chau Ting Ting -Khoo Siew Li -Kow Yoong Wei -Leck Yze Yin -Leow Sook May -Ling Shwu Woei -Low Ching Yee -Tan Xi Wen -Teh Kah Me -Yang Wei Ling -Yau Seen Hui -Yau Seen Wei

What did you guys get for your PMR??

P.S

Clement Lou Yung Wai - Please improve your knowledge on Naruto.
Loh Xiong Lim - Hopefully you'll improve your guitar skills.
Yeong Chee Ming - You got 1A only !!!!???

Good luck on your UPSR !!!

Ex- 5 Az Zahrawi 2008

Ahmad Al Yafi'iy Bin Abd. Rahim
Ahmad Muktaz b Abdul Halim
Ahmad Qadri Bin Khairuddin
Amirul Mukmin B Rozmal
Ammar Syamim b Norazlan
Anis Farweezah bt Mat Sani
Asma' bt Zulkifli
Asyraf Hafizi b Azudin
Ikmal Hadi b Muhammad Abduh
Ili Munirah bt Mazlan
Mohd Hafiz b Rozaiman
Muhamad Arif b Mat Azmi
Muhammad Aidil b Riduan
Muhammad Harraz b Mohd Hatta
Muhammad Izzuddin b Azmi
Muhammad Sobri b Mohamad Taufek
Muhammad Syukri b Mohamad Taufek
Nasrul Ikram b Abd Aziz
Norazizah bt Abdul Hamid
Nuha bt Zainurrashid
Nur Asma' bt Zainudin
Nur Liyana bt Mokhtar
Nur Najwa bt Azhar
Nurul Huda bt Shamsuri
Siti Norsuhada bt Abd Rahman
Siti Nur Syahirah bt Razak
Sufairah bt Mohd Rahim
Ummu Izzah Binti Mohammad Yusof
Usaid b Zulkifli
Zatul Mawaddah bt Mohd Nasarudin


Ex-5 Al Ghazali 2008

Afina Aliyya bt Mohd Fadzil
Ameer Rushdi b Muhd Zuhaidi
Fatin Farhanah bt Bukari
Mohammad Faiz b Sopian
Mohd Arif b Mohd Salimin
Muhammad Azhan Azfar b Johari
Muhammad Fakhrullah b Mohd Fadzuli
Muhammad Irfaan b Jamalullain
Muhammad Kamaluddin b Mohd Rafee
Muhammad Mustaqeem Bin Muhammad
Muhammad Siddiq b Abu Kassim
Muhammad Zarith b Zaini
Muhd. Faiq Amiruddin b Hishamuddin
Muhd. Hafiy Zikri b Muhamad Syhafri
Nor Saiful Akmal b Norhanizam
Nur Diyanah bt Khalid
Nur Izzati Iwani bt Sopian
Nur Sarah bt Yahya
Nur Syafiqah Putri bt Kamal Azam
Nur Syahirah bt Ibrahim
Nurfathin b Zakir Aris
Nurhakimah bt Ahmad Bayu
Nurul Fatyhah bt Azmy
Nurul Hazirah bt Mohd Yusof
Puteri Farah Qistina bt Abd Halim
Siti Khadijah Binti Shamsul Anuar
Siti Salwa bt Jefri
Sulaiman Salahuddin b Imran
Syifa' Binti Maslan
Wan Amirul Danial Bin Wan Adnan

Good luck for your incoming UPSR exam..wish you all the best. Allah bless you all.

Year Six SRIAS 2008 in memory...

Finally..those memorable days have ended... for you guys and girls of SRIAS Year Six 2008, these are few pictures of all of you...sapa-sapa takde dlm gambar ni jangan kecik ati ye....Muallim tak larat nak upload semua.

 The precious faces of the girls.

 The precious faces of the boys.

 Last day with them.

 The legendaries. From left, Muallim Ali, Muallim Arif, Muallim Syafiq and Muallim Farhan.

 This cake looks so nice. I'm not sure about the taste, tak sempat nak makan. Wargh!

Caution. Next time do not open a bottle of carbonated drinks in front of the kids. Kena rewang habis habisan!

Tengah tunggu bas nak balik kampung..

"Kami bukan pendatang haram Pak !!! Kami tengah kursus motivasi nih...percayalah !!!" said Fakhru while showing V sign.

Jamuan akhir tahun dan jamuan perpisahan oleh pelajar tahun 6....It was awesome. Even a mere cup of sirap could taste like a frosty watermelon from Secret Recipe.

"Kami menunggu bantuan makanan berbentuk biskut kering dan air sirap" kata salah seorang pelajar yang enggan mendedahkan identiti.

Yahoo !! makan time...berbuka puasa pon takde excited macam ni...

We were crushed 7-0 for this friendly match. Ahaks, malu gila. But we enjoyed it like no one could ever imagine!

p/s: I'm dying to meet you guys. Where are you? May Allah bless all of you, InsyaAllah. Good luck in everything you do. Eat well and stay fit. Love you.

Majlis Ihtifal SRIAS 2008 has ended...

Majlis Ihtifal SRIAS 2008 has ended...

Finally,our major ceremony for this year has ended so well eventhough it was raining..
Actually this is my first time taking part in this kind of ceremony and honestly, it was superb. Thank you to Muallim and Muallimmah for giving me such experiences...

Here are few pictures about this ceremony, before and after...






Congratulations !!! UPSR results for SRIAS 2008

Congratulations guys and girls !!!
We are so proud of you !!!
These are the names that got the best results...

5A !!!
Naielah Bt Julius
Muhammad Syafiq Bin Kamal Azam
Muhammad Aiman Fathi Bin Shamsuri
Muhammad Asyraf Bin Zafrudin
Muhammad Faez Bin Ghazali
Muhammad Faisal Bin Anuar
Muhammad Hafizuddin Bin Muhammad Husaini
Ammar Bin Ahmad Zamil
Fathin Amirah Binti Rozmal
Abdullah Hafiz Bin Ishak
Ahmad Fauzan Bin Aminuddin
Ahmad Rasyid Bin Hazmi
Sayidatulatiyah Bt Syed Abd Hakim Hilmi
Zulfa Afifah Bt Md Amir



4A 1B !!!
Noraisyah
Nur Adilah Bt Mat Azmi
Nur Syahirah Binti Mohd Syah
Ain Nur Afinah Bt Asim
Ain Shahirah Bt Che Ross
Anis Farhanee Bt Mat Sani
Fakru Ar-Razi Bin Mahdzar
Intan Nor Syahadah Bt Mansor
Khairul Anwar Bin Nordin
Siti Nurel Auaffa Bt Suffien

Mallacca !!! We were there !!!


Rombongan SRIAS 2008 ke Melaka bersama pengawas-pengawas dan bakal pengawas..enjoy!

Tarikh : 8hb November 2008
Lokasi : Melaka


Rehat sebentar bersama Kit Kat... Kit Kat?? mana Kit Kat??

Anak-anak SRIAS yang begitu teruja melihat haiwan-haiwan yang begitu 'friendly'

Bergambar sebentar di kapal Black Pearl kepunyaan Jack Sparrow...

Solat Asar di Masjid Al-Azim, Melaka...Umai dengan gaya Power Rangersnya..asyik sekali tanpa mempedulikan muallim-muallim dan rakan-rakannya...
Patung ini menjadi mangsa keadaan..kesian. Lepas korek aku basuh tangan tau...tak tipu ni...

Sri Al Amin Bangi vs SRIAS


Friendly match was held at Sri Al Amin, Bangi...we arrived quite late because we were having few problems but Alhamdullillah we finally arrived safely...
The match started between 10am-11am...I am not so sure bout that because we were run out of schedule..both games, football and netball started at the same time but the netball match finished first so we got some support from the girls even we were minority there.


1st half, Al Amin managed to score first and luckily we managed to level it. 2nd half, again Al Amin managed to score easy goal on us, poor defending by our line defence led by one of our tanker...haha...and once more we manage to level it thanks for scrappy play by Al Amin in their penalty box,I'm not sure who scored it but who cares as long as we get a goal.
From what I've seen, they were few players from both club that really play well, few of them can dribbel very well and few of them can sprint quite fast. I forgot to mention something, I am the official on that game...it mean I am the referee...who cares?? hahaha....
The result? it was a tie...2-2, no extra time and no penalty because this is just a friendly match. Thanks to both team for playing very well instead lacking of facilities,we managed to have a nice game there. Alhamdullillah...ah-ha!! one more thing, our netball squad lost against Al Amin's netball squad...

Here are some pictures from that day...enjoy...



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