Malas betul

Gua bukan apa.


Gua memang nak tulis.


Rant here, rant there.




Bullshit sana, bullshit sini.


Despite abundance of idea on ranting and bullshitting...


Frankly speaking...


Gua memang malas nak tekan itu, tekan ini.


Serius malas.


Malas nak mampus.


Naik semester gua cuba hapdate belog bodoh ni.


Kbai.

Flash Mob - Spot the difference

A flash mob is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and sometimes seemingly pointless act for a brief time, then disperse, often for the purposes of entertainment and/or satire.

"What telah happen man, why suddenly you seem to be interested in this thing?"

Last week on Saturday, 16th April, exactly at 5PM I went to Masjid Jamek just to see a protest against the media organized by Platform.AM. Technically I involved in this so-called-protest but I wasn't part of the major protesters. I sat just near the main road in front of LRT station, grab my newspaper and read it upside down. There were few people doing the same thing in the middle of the main road and the other side of the road. Then, few Malaysians approached me;

"Bang, abang baca paper terbalik ni..."

I smile at them.

"Oh, ni yang sama macam kat seberang jalan tu ke..."

I kept smiling. Probably my smile wasn't the cutest smile, they walk away from me. I continue on my 'thorough' reading for another few minutes. Beng Beng was there also doing the same thing, thanks yaw! Nanti gua payung eskepal kat New Village okey.

We stop reading and went to Masjid India since gua belum Asar lagi. Then gua balik. Bajet dah contribute le tu? Keh keh keh.

Few days later a video was uploaded by TVSelangor regarding the protest. Nice. Platform.AM also uploaded few pictures about it. I didn't know that they were doing it at KLCC too. I thought they were doing it near Masjid Jamek only. Kool mang!

Initially this entry isn't all about the protest, I just want to highlight something regarding some Malaysians who have negative perspective and perception on this matter. This is the video about the protest and have a look at those comments.

Budak-budak ni tak sekolah ke?

Ini tanah kita...tapi kita rela berkongsi...jgn sampai hak kita tergadai...xmalu kew ngn ank cucu nti ko wt perangai bodoh...lebih baik KAU yg bodoh baca tebalik ngn tukang spray tu fikir balik..apa yang dh buat tu berbaloi kew??

Mcm org gila pun ada...meroyan kot...

Berapa la upah kat budak-budak tu....aku pun nk jgk...

Melayu bodoh untung tak seberapa sanggup jadi alat Ultra Kiasu.

Nie jenis budak tak lepas tadika ...baca terbalik.

I am fine with these comments because I believe everyone has their own perspective, idea, and perception but this entry doesn't stop here. Now please have a look at this video on Justin Bieber Flash Mob Malaysia performing at Pavilion, Kuala Lumpur. Mind if you read the comments too?



This is awesome!!!!!!

AMAZING!

Awsome

Wow..this is so cool!!

Thats fuckin awesome :)
 
This is so cool.. how do people organize these things?!

They're so excited! haha soo cute!

Let's do it!

OH MY I LOVE THIS... can you please upload the whole song here on youtube pwease... im begging on my knees.

NOW, CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE?

Bak kata Nabil, lu pikir la sendiri. Assalamualikum.

p/s: Pagi pagi dah rage sebab tadi masa belajar parking kereta, semua tiang gua langgar. Cis.

Pekan Frinjan 19 edisi Talenta Muda + Bijou Bazaar

ACARA : PEKAN FRINJAN 2011
TARIKH : 9 APRIL 20111
MASA : 5.00pm - 12.00am
TEMPAT : LAMAN BUDAYA SHAH ALAM

Dude, laman budaya Shah Alam kat mana? Biasa diorang buat kat dataran je kan?

Heh, chill mate. Area tu juga, lu menapak pon gua rasa around 5-10 minutes only. Paling koman pun ketiak lu berkawah la kot.

Kat mana woi? Kang gua sesat!

Imagine you are from Dataran Shah Alam. Go down to Plaza Alam Sentral. Walk along that road until you meet a junction. In front of you is Taman Rekreasi Permai which is near the lake. Turn right and now you are on Persiaran Tasek. Go straight and you will find it on your left. Senang kan? Kalau lu bebal sangat please refer map ni.

Click for larger image. Tu pun nak gua suruh ke?

Kolaborasi bersama Bijou Bazaar diteruskan dan untuk XIX kami mempersembahkan bakat-bakat seni dari para remaja KL Krash Pad, persembahan dari Kaki Teater Muda Putrajaya, pameran seni mainan dari Toy Rebels dan sesi perkongsian seni bersama Hang Dimas dari kumpulan Hujan.

Jadual acara

5 petang
 

Bazar oleh Bijou Bazaar, Frinjan dan pameran seni mainan Toy Rebels dibuka.

 Sesi perkongsian seni bersama Hang Dimas dari kumpulan Hujan bertajuk “Anak Seni & Cabarannya” dengan kerjasama Morning Rocket

Persembahan akustik oleh the D.I.A

6 petang

 
Sesi perkongsian bersama Toy Rebels 'Menan-menan seni'

7 malam

 
Rehat dan solat

8.00 malam

Persembahan oleh remaja KL Krash Pad

"This is the group for anyone who wishes to know more about, or contact the KL Krash Pad, a centre for at risk youths in the Chow Kit area.

Come to KL Krash Pad and engage in art lessons, drama workshops, dance classes, sports and educational activities or anything you may wish to suggest.
 

They provide food and a safe fun space for the kids. Kids are free to use their IT room, gym or music room and partake in any of the activities."

Slash Shoot Dance Crew

Harmless Crew

Persembahan oleh Kaki Teater Muda Putrajaya

for more detail, http://kakiteaterputrajaya.blogspot.com/

10.30 malam

TAMAT

Baca lanjut di sini Frinjan

Pertanyaan sila hubungi:

013 299 0192 : Farhan
010 512 6836 : Zulhabri
017 699 7684 : Naha

atau emel ke frinjan@gmail.com

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/frinjan
Twitter: frinjan
Blog: http://frinjan.blogspot.com/

p/s: Chow Kit Kita will open booth at this event also woi!

Conteng-Conteng Tujuh

It's already 6.00 PM and I guess I won't be playing football this evening due to some technical problem. Darn. Petang-petang yang nyaman macam ni gua rasa rugi gila kalau duduk rumah mengadap laptop Travelmate 2400 gua. I think it's going to rain tapi apa gua kesah? When I was a kid, padang dah macam sawah pon gua masih semangat nak main bola. As long as I have a ball and few buddies, gua akan teruskan niat gua untuk bermain bola.

Again, pay no attention to my introduction. I am a retarded weirdo who likes to bullshit 24/7. This entry has nothing to do about football. It's about my hobby regarding conteng-conteng again. This time I'm back with another work of art. As far as I remember, I drew this picture last year while I was having a lecture. Like I told you idiots before, I like to draw just to make sure I do not sleep in class. Still better than sleeping rite?

Who is this unlucky fella? She is my coursemate, her name is Tan Cheng Cheng. Why she was unlucky? She sat in front of me in that particular class. I decided to draw her figure since I got no idea what to draw. When I'm in class, I have this tendency to draw anything in that class and transfer it in any notes that I have at that time. I guess Cheng Cheng was unlucky enough to be that 'thing'.

Who is Cheng Cheng? Cyber cafe? Cyber crime? Cyber Cop? Cuci Cuci the movie? If you idiots refer to my previous post on conteng-conteng, you idiots might have the idea of who is she (She didn't wear her glasses in the picture). Apart from that, if I'm not mistaken, I posted an entry about celebrating her birthday on 2009 at Proton City. Never mind, continue with a short briefing about this fella. She took Spanish language and she don't even know who is Fernando Torres. The slimmest nyonya around, she can hide behind Praveen without anyone noticing her. Imitating the way she speaks is my specialty. It's easy, I'll share it with you guys. Just close you nose using two fingers and start talking. Easy and fun, try lah. She wont get mad. She likes basketball just because Kaede Rukawa looks cool in Slam Dunk. Sorry nyonya, I think my Miyagi is better than your Rukawa. She taught Khursiah on how to swim when we went to Kalumpang last time but few minutes later, she gave up. I just dont know why.

Just now I called my mak to tell her that I'll be back tomorrow. Belum sempat gua beri salam mak gua dah sound;

"Oh dah lama tak call, baru ingat nak call?" in sarcastic tone.

"Relek la mak, angah call ni pon sebab duit tak ada. Keh keh keh" gua counter balik with another sarcastic reason.

"#$%@*& !!!" my mom replied just like I expected. I used to tease her whenever I call my mak. Like mak, like son :)

p/s: Last two days were heaven. I was absent on Thursday due to fever, cold and sore throat while classes on Friday were cancelled. Gila best. 

Pekan Frinjan 18

Time   
Saturday, March 5 · 5:00pm - 11:30pm

Location   
Laman Menara Jam, Dataran Shah Alam

Created By   
Frinjan, Zulhabri Supian

 

Edisi 18 kali ini akan berkoloborasi bersama Kempen PerlembagaanKu/MyConstitution dan Saya Anak Bangsa Malaysia (Jom bangkit) untuk pra-lancar album Radio Demokratika yang akan dilancarkan secara rasmi pada 2 April di acara RockRock MyConsti di Fort Cornwallis, Pulau Pinang

5.00pm   - Bazar oleh 'Bijou Bazaar' dan 'Frinjan' dibuka
8.45pm   - Persembahan bermula
9.00pm   - Pra-lancar album 'Radio Demokratika'
9.15pm   - Persembahan bersambung
12.00am - Tamat

 Pre-launch of Radio Demokratika. Dapatkan album Radio Demokratika di Pekan Frinjan 18 dengan harga RM20. CD Radio Demokratika juga boleh diperolehi di semua toko Rock Corner dan Victoria Music Center dengan harga RM29.90. You may refer to this site for more info :P

http://radiodemokratika.wordpress.com/

An Honest Mistake are Darren Teh on lead vox and electric guitar, Sheryl on vox, Leonard on electric guitar, Baldwin on keys, Cottie on bass and Kevin on drums.

The Maharajah Commission (on this song) are Azmyl Yunor on mandolin and vox, Farez Jinnah on bass and Ammar Khairi on drums.

 

 Thin Izzy are Mark Ho on vox and lead electric guitar, Fritz on rhythm electric guitar, someone on bass and Simon Kang on drums.

 

Lord Bobo’s Minions are Fahri Azzat on vox and rhythm acoustic guitar, with help from Fritz on lead electric guitar, Izzy on bass and Simon Kang on drums.

 

 

Amirah Ali is a world pop singer songwriter whose fusion of traditional Malaysian and modern pop music was introduced to music lovers across the world through the release of her first single "Katakanlah", featured in Bernama TV News Malaysia, a track that gained great attention from fans, press and radio from the US to Malaysia. Her forthcoming Aidilfitri EP "Syawal: Koleksi Lagu Aidilfitri" and her upcoming English World Pop Album, also wonderfully showcases this talented young artist's unique new sound.

 

An instrumental rock rig from Kangar, Perlis. This band consists of Fariz Bakar, Azrin Baharom, Azam Noor, Amzar Nor, and Shahrin Othman.

Fuchsia is a band , the end. R&B-ish Experimental , kot. They are Mya Azizan, Ijoy, Ejat, and Naufal Nazrin.

" WE GONNA MOVING, DANCING, GROOVING and SKANKING" - Nusafara

DOWNLOAD NUSAFARA's 1HATI 1MALAYSIA for free, NOW!

Andenn Hassan

Ronasina

 

Hocy

and

The Casual Passengers and Perewa Muda (I'm yet to find their picture and info, sorry)

Acara ini dianjurkan oleh kumpulan Frinjan dengan sokongan dari Tourism Selangor dan turut dibantu oleh MBSA dan rakan kongsi kami - Bijou Bazaar, Perlembagaanku dan Saya Anak Bangsa Malaysia.

Terima kasih!

 

KeCiK: Can I get @rdemokratika around 6PM? I'm from Tjg Malim on my way back to Seremban at that time, glad to stop by at S.Alam just to get it!

RadioDemokratika: @faridzkecik Sure! If not, you can also pop by a Rock Corner or Victoria Music Centre to pick up a copy!

p/s: I will be on my way back to Senawang on that evening. Hopefully I can drop by at Shah Alam and get the album on the evening. Kamon!

Hammered by The Hammers: West Ham 3 Liverpool 1

Today is Monday. When it comes to Monday, most people will talk about;

"Ah, malasnya gua nak pergi kerja"

"Kena datang sekolah awal, ada perhimpunan rasmi"

But I'm different. According to my timetable, I am totally free from any academic participation on that day. I am free to sleep all day long on Monday. Just like today, I woke up exactly at 4PM. Kelam kabut gua mandi dengan harapan Asar belum masuk waktu lagi.

I am done with my rant, back to the topic. Tak perlu gua rasa nak highlight pasal last game involving my Liverpool. Yeah, we were out muscled by the Hammers at Upton Park. We were hammered by The Hammers easily with their sublime performance, well organized in defending and flawless while attacking. Credit for their trio, Parker, Noble and Hitzlsperger (Berbelit lidah gua nak pronounce nama mamat ni). So did Robert Green, I couldn't believe he was that good.

What telah happen with my Liverpool? We start with our usual formation by King Kenny, 5-3-2. Reina in front of the post, Kelly and Johnson as our fullback, Skrtel-Carra-Wilson play the role as centre back. Lucas, Meireles and Gerrard anchoring the midfield and pair Suarez and Kuyt playing upfront. Personally I guess this line up is quite strong since Gerrard is back and Suarez played really well in his last match.

Their first goal was super. The West Ham skipper plays a one-two with Hitzelsperger and toe-pokes a classy finish past Reina from the edge of the box. Gila ah main cedok je dah boleh score. Their second goal was another beauty. O'Neil chips the ball to the Ba who beats Reina at the near post with a lovely diving header. It was more of a falling header really. Sungguh unorthodox, but very effective. He scored 3 goals in his 3 appearances. Then my Liverpool pull one back, great skill from Suarez as he turns sharply inside the box and plays the ball across the six-yard box for Glen Johnson to finish at the far post. Cun gila punya turning. Gua rasa ada harapan nak steal at least a point. Tapi harapan gua hancur berderai when they scored their third goal. Carlton Cole has made sure of the win for West Ham with another quality goal. The substitute wrestles Skrtel off the ball, comes forward, bamboozles Carragher with a stepover before firing a low finish past Reina at the near post. Skrtel was so lembik because that Cole guy is definitely bigger than him. The final whistle goes and it's a great victory for the Hammers.

 

Parker and Hitzelsperger, the two culprits yang merosakkan malam gua.

Demba Ba bajet comel.

 Cole with a great finish. He beats Skrtel, acah-acah Carra with few stepover and gua terus carut sebab dia score.

Malam gua tidak kesedihan berseorangan. Ramai lagi yang sedih rupanya.

We lost the game, we got nothing from this match and we lost two key players, Kelly and Meireles. I guess Johnson will be playing again as a right back. The question is who will be playing on the left? Gua pernah jadi left back masa wakil rumah sukan sekolah rendah dulu tapi gua tak dapat tolong. Sabtu gua ada kelas dan gua for sure tak sempat ambik flight ke Anfield untuk training dengan player-player lain. Gua harap King Kenny dapat cari player lain. Sorry gaffer.

Gua agak demotivated. Esemen makin berlambak dan gua tak ada driving force untuk menyiapkan semuanya kerana sisa-sisa perjuangan gua tinggal ciput. I just finished with the summaries, the reflection and the skill analysis. More to come from reflection, literature and anguage test class. Table of specification, reflection portfolio and literature stuff. Gua mengambil inisiatif untuk tengok Wozniacki  kat youtube while warming up at semi final Qatar Ladies Open, wearing Liverpool jersey yo!

 Signed by Stevie G yo!

 Wozniacki, player LFC dalam sejarah yang dibeli tanpa perlu bermain untuk LFC itu sendiri.

 Abah gua juga seorang LFC dalam diam-diam.

p/s: The match I've been waiting for is this Ahad-day. The match against the Fergie babes.  

Conteng-Conteng Enam

A-ha! When was the last time I posted an entry regarding conteng-conteng? Sorry idiots, I was too busy with something unnecessary. In fact, I am still busy with those unnecessary thingy.

An idiot "Dude, what are those unnecessary things, mind sharing?"

KeCiK "Sorry mate, those things are something personal"

An idiot "Hek eleh, lu pehal? Since when you are being to secretive?"

KeCiK "Cilakak lu. Ok ok. Lemme share with you. Come here closely."

Closer and closer...

KeCiK "WTF ! That is too close lah woi ! Are you trying to molest me?"

An idiot "Molest your head lah! You don't have the sex appeal so why in the first place I want to molest you?"

KeCiK "#$%^%& !!!"

An idiot "&*%$#@+* !!!"

This stupid argument continues for almost an hour.

Pay no attention to that conversation. Like I told you in previous entries, I do have this tendency to talk to myself. It is one of the way to show you idiots how retarded I am. Now back to the topic, last time I posted an entry about my conteng-conteng world on a book. I barely read that book since it has too many words to be read, memorize and understand. You idiots can never imagine how lazy I am when it comes to academic things.

This time I am back with something o0o la la. I guess so. Haha. Enjoy this stupid work of art. I just cant stop conteng conteng. Pardon me for my stupid sense of behaviour. As always, there's a story in any of my conteng-conteng artwork.

The figure that I drew is my lecturer. His name is Mohammad Sidik Bin Ariffin. Mahatma Ghandi is known as an ideological leader in India during the Indian independence movement. Yusof Zaki Yaakob is known as a person who started conceptual Islamic literature roughly on 1965 in Malaysia. While Patrick Teoh is known as the 'Voice of Malaysia', bestowed by his fans and Malaysian mass media. Apart from that, he played the role as Polonius in Hamlet, another version of Hamlet which is translated into Bahasa Malaysia. But who is Mohammad Sidik?

He is one of the lecturer in UPSI's Faculty of Languages. His specialty is in English literature, post-colonial studies and comparative literature. He taught us Literary Criticism during my third semester. He showed us how hard it is to 'consume' a novel entitled Hard Times by Charles Dickens. He also introduced us to a short story entitled The Token Shop written by Ahmad Tohari. I found out that short story is very very very and another very 'interesting'. Har har har (controversial laugh).

Then, for the next semester he taught me on Selected Poems in English. I do remember one of his assignment was preparing a critical analysis on any poem from the anthology Characters Under Glass. Guess what poem did I pick for this task? The shortest poem in that book! Har har har (another controversial laugh). Characters Under Glass is written by Evanna Mohamad Ramly. At the time of publication, Evanna was in her final year as a TESL undergraduate in IPSAH and UPSI.

It doesn't stop there. Currently in my fifth semester, Mr Sidik is my lecturer for Malaysian Literature in English. We are given few task to be completed, one of them is discussing the concerns of the authors in either two short stories or a play used in this course. He introduces us with lots of short stories. Honestly I haven't read any of the short stories for the time being. Please don't get angry with me Sir, I can guarantee you that sooner or later I'll read one of those awesome stories. In this course we are going to use several short stories which is Malaysian literature in English. Apart from that, we also use a novel entitled In A Far Country written by well known K.S. Maniam and not ketinggalan, a play entitled We Could **** You, Mr Birch by Kee Thuan Chye. I can't believe I just spent my money on buying academic things. Unbelievable kan?

 Can you see how happy we are with Mr Sidik?

Ok then, I guess it is enough for now. More to come in conteng conteng. Now get lost. Scram before I smack your face into several pieces. I'm not in a good mood because I'm a bit demotivated. Why? Lots of assignments to be handed in. Dem.

p/s: How lazy I can be? I'm a bit lazier than a sloth. Fikir-fikirkan lah.

p/s last: Forgive me Sir for drawing your face on the note prepared by you. Pardon me for my academic sense of humor.

Pekan Frinjan 17 & Bijou Bazaar

Time   
Saturday, February 12 · 5:00pm - 11:30pm

Location    

Laman Menara Jam, Dataran Shah Alam

Pekan Frinjan edisi ke 17 menampilkan:

Puisi

Amirudin Shari 

Akuzarep

Amni Jagat 

Izmil

Fahmi Freakmie 

Faizal Ghazali 

Seni Suri Jawi 

Petak 

ZaiDean

dan

Pra-lancar buku 'Kuala Lumpur, Aku Okay'

Tanggal 12 Februari 2011 ini, pihak penerbitan "Kuala Lumpur, Aku Okay (KLAOK)" akan mengadakan jualan pra-pelancaran buku yang diilhamkan daripada filem KLAOK, di Pekan Frinjan 17 Shah Alam (5.00pm-11.00pm). Untuk sesi pra-pelancaran ini, dey all akan mencetak 50 Naskhah terhad KLAOK versi Print-On-Demand dengan harga minima RM20 (anda digalakkan menderma lebih, terima kasih). Naskhah terhad ini hanya akan dijual di Pekan Frinjan sahaja.

Tapi, jangan risau! Bagi mereka yang tak dapat hadir di majlis hip-cool-happening-gemilang-terbilang ini, kami harap, dalam 2 minggu berikutnya, Edisi Biasa KLAOK akan siap dicetak untuk dijual kepada umum. Anda boleh membelinya terus dari para penerbit KLAOK atau anda boleh membelinya secara maya.

Berikut adalah caranya untuk mereka yang ingin menempahnya secara maya:

1.Masukkan RM25 atau lebih, kalau mahu (RM5 adalah bayaran pos) ke akaun berikut:

Nama: Irman Bin Noor
No akaun : 162085468109 (Maybank)

2. Lampirkan bukti pembayaran melalui emel (dvinecomedy di hotmail dot com)
3. Nyatakan alamat
4. Sebaik saja siap, kami akan menghantarnya secepat mungkin (Penghantaran dibuat tiap hari Selasa)


By Sufian Abas

Terima kasih.
Razaisyam Rashid, Mohd Jayzuan, Fazleena Hishamuddin, Aidil Rusli, Sufian Abas

Musik

Dum Dum Tak

 Stick No Bill

Orkes Rakyat Tertindas

Soul Savior

Pangeran

Rocking Queen

 Adrea

Najho

juga

 baca zine Mosh #14 oleh Nizang

juga

Previu teater Merocok-Rocok oleh Paradoks

dan

bazar oleh Bijou Bazaar - Kuala Lumpur based guerrilla fashion and craft bazaar

Tentang Pekan Frinjan

Pekan Frinjan adalah salah satu inisiatif kelompok Frinjan bertujuan untuk membudayakan masyarakat. Ini dilakukan dengan membawa pelbagai aktiviti seni dan kebudayaan terus kepada masyarakat umum, khususnya di laman massa dan jalanan. Dengan mempersembahkan seni dan budaya dalam bentuk “pop”, diharapkan masyarakat akan terus mahu mendekati bahan berteraskan intelektualisme. Ini penting dalam membentuk sebuah negara dan persekitaran bertamadun yang tidak hanya mementingkan pembangunan ekonomi semata-mata.

Frinjan ialah entiti sifar-untung yang dijayakan oleh kelompok bebas. Matlamatnya ialah untuk menganjurkan aktiviti jalanan bersifat semi-komersil dengan suntikan literari, pembudayaan masyarakat dan pengembangan sosial

Untuk maklumat lanjut, sila hubungi:

013-299 0192 : Farhan Azahan
010 512 6836 : Zulhabri
017 699 7684 : Naha

atau emel ke frinjan@gmail.com

Acara ini dianjurkan oleh kumpulan Frinjan dengan sokongan dari Tourism Selangor dan turut dibantu oleh MBSA

 Zulhabri Supian

Terima kasih

p/s: Penat merempit, sampai jugak gua ke rumah dengan kondisi yang super dan energetic. Agreed bro, I went to Frinjan twice, dua-dua hujan. Ah, for sure I'm gonna miss it. I wish I'll be there, sorry! Dem, the third consecutive miss. :(

What were you doing when your teacher was not in class?

Assalamualaikum. Salam seluruh Malaysia, Salam 1Malaysia, Salam seluruh kaum, Salam sejahtera and Salam SeratusPenulis, to all editors and readers of this belog.

Ok, enough with politicians-style mukadimah. Lets get straight to the point. Gua yakin semua orang pernah mengalami situasi dimana chegu yang patut masuk mengajar tak masuk kelas mungkin atas beberapa sebab;

-Chegu cuti bersalin.
-Chegu lambat masuk.
-Chegu sesat.
-Chegu lupa timetable.
-Chegu memang malas nak masuk kelas.

So apa korang buat bila chegu tak ada dalam kelas?

Biasa bila chegu tak masuk kelas mesti ada chegu ganti. Tapi ada beberapa kes dimana chegu tak masuk kelas. Bagi gua, itu lah masa gua penumbuk ke udara sambil berkata YES dalam hati.

Dalam situasi ini Ketua Darjah yang main peranan. Jika Ketua Darjah itu berkaliber, pasti beliau akan segera bergegas ke office untuk cari guru ganti. Tapi kalau Ketua Darjah tersebut mempunyai mentaliti macam gua...lu olls paham-paham lah. Jika tak ada langsung chegu ganti maka Ketua Darjah akan mengambil inisiatif sendiri seperti mengawal kelas tersebut bersama Penolongnya. Macam biasa Ketua Pelajar dalam kelas akan berdiri di depan, mencari beberapa kesalahan dan menulis nama murid-murid tersebut bersama kesalahannya di papan hitam agar chegu yang masuk selepas itu akan memujinya sendiri kerana mengawal kelas dengan penuh kejujuran. Chegu tersebut mungkin menepuk-nepuk bahu Ketua Darjah tersebut sambil berkata "Well done sonny"

Kesalahan; Bergendang & Menyanyi. LOL. Ketua Darjah yang berkepimpinan autokratik.

Sesetengah murid mungkin membuka buku dan mengulangkaji pelajaran. Sesetengah pelajar mungkin berlakon meletakkan buku di atas meja dan berborak sakan. Sesetengah lagi mungkin tidur sahaja dalam kelas. Gua? Apa gua buat? The answer is bloody-simple. M.A.I.N.

So, dalam kelas yang sempit, penuh dengan kerusi dan meja dan ditutup oleh empat dinding konkrit; apa yang gua boleh main?

Lawan Pemadam

This is my favourite. The rule is bladi-simple, winner takes all. Si-pemenang dapat mengambil pemadam si-kalah. Masa gua sekolah rendah dulu gua ada gadis, nama dia ****. Muka dia memang macam orang German, rambut pendek berwarna perang dan bermata biru. Sampai sekarang gua ingat lagi muka dia. Gua memang rapat dengan dia sebab dia tag team gua dalam game lawan pemadam. Pantang ada masa terluang, gua berlatih lawan pemadam dengan dia sampai ada masa kami berlatih sehingga mencapai mata 200 untuk game point. Tiap kali ada unofficial tournament untuk lawan pemadam mesti kami masuk. Macam biasa, siapa menang dapat ambil pemadam yang kalah. Faveret gua pemadam yang ada gambar bendera dan faveret dia yang ada gambar huruf. Kami siap ada kotak pensel khas hasil kemenangan bersama.

Lawan Kad

Old Maid, Happy Family dan Donkey. Tapi dalam banyak-banyak card gua paling suka main Snap!. Sebab apa? Nak main Snap! kena ada ramai player. Lagi ramai lagi meriah. Bila ramai maka ada lelaki, ada perempuan. Part ni paling gua suka. Tiap kali nak Snap! bila ada card sama mesti tangan gua pergi dulu. So player-player lain yang lambat nak Snap! mesti tangan-tangan mereka atas gua. Secara tak langsung possibility untuk player-player perempuan untuk pegang tangan gua juga tinggi. Dan bila ia berlaku, gua naturally akan buat muka horny sikit. Kui kui kui...Astaghfirullah Al Azim.

Ceper

Gua rasa game ni legend. Mak gua kata main ceper ni dah wujud sejak zaman mak gua di bangku persekolahan. Batu Seremban, Selambut atau Serembat mungkin game untuk golongan hawa so gua rasa ceper is specially designed for boys. Gua masih lagi di ambang misteri bagaimana tradisi bermain ceper dapat diturunkan secara turun temurun dengan jayanya. Pinpoint accuracy. Careful. Ultraprecise. Siapa ada skill-skill ni boleh jadi serious contender untuk main ceper. Player sejati tiap kali ada tournament mesti ada set ceper dia sendiri, custom made lagi tu. Cat sendiri pakai kaler water jenama yang ada gambar panda tu. Satu yang gua suka main game ceper dia still ada lagi bau kokakola. Pergh.

Lawan Titik Titik

Gua tak suggest game ni kat budak-budak sebab game ni menyalahgunakan buku latihan matematik. Tapi gua tak nafikan tahap keseronokan lawan titik umpama kanak-kanak 10 tahun yang asyik bermain PSP. Dulu gua ada dua buku khas selain untuk academic purpose. Satu buku untuk gua conteng-conteng dan satu lagi buku untuk main menatang ni lah. Player hanya dua orang sahaja. Menang kalah tak dapat apa-apa cuma maruah sebagai player agung titik titik saja dipertaruhkan. Gua rasa main chess pon tak susah macam ni. Selagi ada ruang untuk letak titik, selagi tu lah gua takkan mengalah. Kadang-kadang gua terpaksa main cheat. Bak kata peng-gusti terkenal, Eddie Guerrero; "Win To Cheat". Kalau pihak lawan leka atau terpandang tempat lain, gua dengan laju akan letak extra titik sebagai langkah untuk menang.

Banyak lagi game gua nak kongsi dengan lu olls. Gua belum lagi open game Bola Tekan, Mini-Ragbi, Empayar, Pepsi Cola, Main Nombor, Gunting-Batu-Kain (yang pakai dua belah tangan) dan macam-macam lagi. Ada masa gua akan kongsi dengan lu olls dengan lebih mendalam dan terperinci mengenai game-game nih. Till then. Adieu. Assalamualaikum.

Maaf sekiranya entri ini bukan entri ilmiah. Secara ilmiahnya gua lemah dan disadvantage.

p/s: Fuken hell, friendly pon tiket sampai rm20 ?