Why Do I Like Soccer ?

Why Do I Like Soccer ?

1. It looks cool when you dribble the ball or kick the ball.
2. Male should know how to play soccer...(haha...what the hell?)
3. I've been playing soccer since I was six years old.
4. With only one ball, I can play it anywhere or anytime...even with one person only (timbang-timbang la bola tu...)
5. Lastly...Liverpool is a soccer club, it's not a golf club or polo club. That's why I need to know how to play soccer. (What kind of reason is this ?)

Last but not least; soccer is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.

 
p/s: If it moves, kick it. If it doesn’t move, kick it until it does.