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Mangkuk Dunia 2010 Update #5

England 1-1 USA. Steve Gerrard gave England the lead just four minutes in but Robert Green will make the headlines, palming the ball into his own goal from Clint Dempsey's ambitious strike from 25 yards out. The USA will be pleased with a point but there are still questions over England. A poor mistake from Green will no doubt throw into question whether he will face Algeria next week. So that's it then, a point for both sides in the Group C opener.

Bad news ahead of kick-off - Kevin Keegan has just predicted a 4-1 win for England. 4-1!

Bridley "Perrgghh Carra..tangan lu bau durian lah!"
Carra "Sori lah, tak sempat basuh, tetiba je Capello suruh masuk ganti Ledley"

"Apa yang hang habaq tadi? Mai sini habaq kat aku balik kalau brani"
"Err..kawe...kawe..."
"Betul bang, tadi dio koba kek den dia tak pueh hati kek ekau"

Cherundulo "Euuwww...bestnye lompat tinggi-tinggi nih"
Err..what were you doing Heskey?

Do you see this ?? What is the colour ?? Its yellow. It means that you will need another yellow card to get a red card. To get another yellow card you should play as nasty as possible. Do you understand ?? Yes bos, kata Milner dengan semangatnya!

Joe Hart "Betul ke weh bola tu laju gila?"
Green "Betul beb,gua cakap lu..bola tu laju gila. Kalo slow mesti aku tahan pakai gigi lah"
James "Bodoh la budak dua ekor ni"


Sok sek sok sek sebelum game start...
"ok..mula-mula ko lari sana.." "cun..pasti aku passing ko terus shoot" "bereh boh..."

Green dengan gaya yang sangat yakin. Guess what happened after this ??

It went IN !!! hahahahahah...typical goalkeeping error by England. The curse has started.

Heskey, Abang S.K.A.N.D.A.L, Robert Hijau, Raja Ledley, James Milner, Fat Lampard, Glen Johnson, Stevie G, Shrek, Lennon and Si-Kaki-Perempuan.

Try and catch this Howard ! Ko kat Everton pon senang aku score inikan di tahap international. Ceh!

Clint Dempsey, Carlos Bocanegra, Ricardo Clark, Tim Howard, Oguchi Onyewu and Jay Demerit, front row from left; Steve Cherundolo, Landon Donovan, Robbie Findley, Michael Bradley and Jozy Altidore

Skill murahan yang telah aku kuasai sebelum ke sekolah rendah lagi.

Air berger...air berger...air berger...eh, ear plugs lah !! kat Paroi takde pon !?

Semua team gua sokong beb, so gua tak perlu risau pulang awal.

England goalkeeper Robert Green spilled a shot from Clint Dempsey into his own net to give USA an equaliser and end the Group C game 1-1 in Rustenberg. Steven Gerrard had given England a fourth minute opener, but Green's error handed the USA the point before the half.

All pictures were taken from ESPN Soccernet. Clap-clap.

p/s: Dah. Tak larat nak review. Need to sleep, Bookfest is waiting for me this evening. Same old England.

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